My Father hated his job at the Post Office. It was a point of pride in my family that he never went on a shooting rampage to express this.



My Dad hating his job so much made an impact: early on, I knew I was never gonna be a man. A man will stay at a job he hates for his family.



When you realize you’re never gonna be a man, you’ve gotta discern what you’re gonna be instead. I wanted only one thing in life. Well, two.



I wanted to live like a teenager, but enjoy all the freedoms of an independently wealthy adult. Like the Ricker’s Dad on SILVER SPOONS.



Mission accomplished, I’d say – thanks to all of you.



So the next time you ask “Why the fuck’s ThatKevinSmith spend so much time on Twitter, now you’ll have an answer: he’s just really grateful.

Kevin capped it off with this final shocker, too: Via @carrotcrow13 “is Clerks 3 a dream or an eventual reality?” My mid-to-late 40’s, if we’re all still alive, I’d say it’s a good bet…

We’re SO SO SO there. Hurry up, 40’s! Man, never thought we’d say that…