where was all this stuff shot?
All the shorts were filmed in and around Red Bank, New Jersey.

who's that girl outside the Stash that Kevin suggests a threesome with?
That's none other than Kimberly Loughran, Kev's girlfriend. You might also recognize her from Clerks as the girl who left the convenience store with Rick Derris.

What's this I hear about a "mystery" short that wasn't on the special?
A short was filmed which features a clean cut Jay & Silent Bob watching the "real" Jay & Silent Bob from inside a coffee shop (No Ordinary Joe's in Red Bank). Many have said it's their favorite short. It IS currently airing in MTV rotation, but they just didn't have time to fit it into the special.

1...THE FOLKS WHO RUB IT IN YOUR FACE

2...WE GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SPANK TO


[TRANSCRIPT]
Bjork, I'd pork
I'd get randy with Brandi
Madonna, I'm Onna.
Jewel, I'd rule(not sure of this one)
I'd give a probe to Lisa Loeb
Meredith Brooks would be giving me looks
You know I'd get in some Lil' Kim
I'd like to grapple with Fiona Apple
I'd give a shove to Courtney Love
I'd biblically know some Sheryl Crow
To Osborne Joan I'd offer a bone
The chick from no doubt I'd make her SHOUT!
I might make nice with the girls of spice
I'd give a ride to Mary J. Blige
Tracy Bonham I'd spank her bottom
In the hay I'd roll with Paula Cole
The cranberries chick, two times quick
MacLachlan Sarah, I'd like to weara
Mariah Carey, I'd see if she's hairy
MELISSA ETHERIDGE [Silent Bob whispers "SHE'S GAY." to Jay] ...... She's Cool.


3...WE SHOW YOU HOW LIFE SHOULD BE


who was in the shop?
Steve Grillo, Bryan Lynch, Neil Epstein, Brian Quinn, Chris McDonnell, Ralph Cirella


4...THE ROLE MODEL PROVIDER

5...IN THE BUSINESS OF BABYSITTING YOUR UNRULY ASS


who played Jay's niece?
It was Kevin's cousin.

is that really Jay's sister?
No, it's Lorene Scafaria, star of "Big Helium Dog".


6...HOME OF WEIRD ASS PUPPETS AND SCREWED UP CARTOONS


where can I get that Silent Bob puppet?
They are currently not for sale.


7...FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA...AND A DEPARTMENT STORE OR TWO


was that Matt Damon as the cable guy?
Yes.

was Scott Mosier the salesperson?
Yes.

Kev & Jay Introduce The MTV Special


Kim Disses Kev & Jay