- Gene Beilfuss dropped us a quick line to let us know that the thing we mentioned a while back about Kevin’s mention of adding some nods to the Askewniverse when he writes the Fletch script is actually true. We musta missed that when Kev posted about it on the WWWBoard. Speaking of the web board, there’s been some questions as to where Kevin is and why he’s not posting. Sure, it’s possible he’s a bit tired of posting on there, we sure get tired of keeping up from time to time, but chances are he’s just busy writing the Dogma novel, working on the comics, signing swag, or something more work-related. Don’t worry folks…He wouldn’t leave us without at least telling us why. And that’s all we gotta say about that.
- Congrats to Erik Burnham on the success of his Art Askew site. It’s gotten 100 hits over a very short time, and he’s getting some nice submissions as well. Send him some stuff and get noticed!
- BY THE WAY…Notice we added our famous “Drinks Askew Now!” button to the “Steal This” section of our links in the left table. If you link to us (and we DO appreciate it!), try and use this button in conjunction. Thanks!
Dante T-Shirt Now Available
- The Stash has a new item available for your purchasing pleasure: The Dante T-Shirt.

18 bucks for a large or an extra large, $19.50 for XXL and XXXL.
Stupid Dogma Preview
- This hilarious blurb from Boxoffice Magazine’s Website was spotted by Erik:
Could this article be any MORE wrong??? It’s SO incorrect, it’s just plain funny. Makes you wonder who some of these people running these websites are and if they know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Dark Horizons
- Dark Horizons reported this crazy rumor today:
We’re not sure if Kevin even said this, or if it would be at all true, but we figured we’d let you know anyway. Most likely some characters may be given “familar” names (as in the Supes script) but that would probably be it.
Viewaskew Productions
- Here’s Vincent’s reply to the ever popular “When’s ViewAskew’s other movies going to come to my town?” questions. Hopefully this post will give you all the answers and can help stop all the inquires about independent View Askew produced projects:
They should complete post-production sometime around the first quarter of 1998, and will, hopefully, be onto the festival circuit shortly thereafter.
More New Swag At The Stash…
- Just it time for Christmas, those VA merchadisers have got a couple last-minute gift ideas for that fan that you just don’t know what to buy for. Here they are:

- Imported all the way from Australia, the Chasing Amy Australian Release Poster can now be ordered from the Stash. This full color poster features Joey’s visage along with Kevin, Jay, Jason and Ben along the bottom. It also features the Australian distributor’s logo’s on the bottom along with the Rating and Warning Message (MA 15+ - Sexual References - High Level - Course Language). 27 X 40 inches. Order Here!

- The immortal Jay and Silent Bob in flight! Drawn by Scott Mosier himself (a’la Frank Miller), the shirt depicts our stoner duo leaping at you on the front, and their shadowy profiles on the back (also in jumping stance) with the words ‘FLY, FAT-ASS, FLY!’ (which were uttered in some movie, though I can’t remember which). Own this and people will ask you “What the hell’s that?” Available in S,M,L, and XL. Order Here!
$21.50 + shipping special order XXL and XXXL
ALSO AVAILABLE IN RED LONGSLEEVE
NOTE: The Red Longsleeve only sports the BACK image along with the words ‘Fly, Fat-ass Fly!’. This is displayed on the FRONT of the Red Longsleeve shirt.
$20.00 + shipping
$21.50 + shipping special order XXL and XXXL
View Askew NewsBites™
- This hilarious blurb from Boxoffice Magazine’s Website was spotted by Erik. Erik. It’s quite an honor to have beaten THAT site on a scoop.
Commentary
- Why have the updates been so infrequent lately? Well, the answer is pretty simple, actually. We’ve been busy. Normally, one of us can pick up some slack for the other, but I’m in the process of training for a new position at the job and Chris is working some erratic hours, plus our weekends have been jam packed as well. So, we apologize for skipping a day here and there. If we miss anything important, please let us know. I check e-mail daily, and if something major happens we’ll do whatever we can to get the story online immediately. Thanks for understanding! Let’s catch up with some…
“Rock” On…
Here’s what Kevin had to say about Chris Rock’s involvment in “Lethal Weapon 4″… Looks like we’ll still be seeing him in Dogma. Glad to hear that no last minute casting changes had tobe made. By the way, if you’re following Rock lately, he’ll be on Leno tonight.
The Sounds Of Amy…
- Can’t wait for the video release? Interested in hearing some Amy dialogue clips that you can’t find on the ViewAskew site? We got this e-mail from Benajmin Lesbian about a site that he set up:
Some of the sounds will have some difference from those in the movie - ie, the .wav of Hooper and Banky arguing over “Archie†does not have “The Impression That I Get†in the background. I plan to post at least 20 sounds by day’s end, including sounds of some of the scenes that are edited differently (ie - Alyssa’s friends digging on her for going straight).
Hopefully, this will tide fans over until the laser disc.
We stopped by to take a look at the site. Not too much there, yet, but we assume Ben plans to throw up some more sound clips here and there…Hell, maybe he’ll even take requests.



