• Smalls wrote to let us know that he had the chance to visit a smaller outlet of Pix Posters at Syracuse University. Apparently they have some satellite shops here and there. So if any of you know where any of their locations are or have visited any, let us know what you find! You might be surprised…

• As we write this update, www.viewaskew.com is down once again. We’re not sure if it’s a net problem or if they’re in the process of doing those major website upgrades we’ve been hearing about. More details here on this site (Which WILL be online!) as soon as we know, as always.

• What the hell is going on with Big Helium Dog? Unfortunately, we haven’t a clue. The BHD Website has disappeared, and our friend and favorite web artist Steve Rettinger noticed that Fringe Askew has also disappeared. Steve speculated that it might be vengeance from Larry King for Ralph’s on-air BHD prank, but frankly, we hope it’s something more minor than that. I talked with Keith Miller, the BHD webmaster, for a brief second last night, but he was so busy I didn’t even get a chance to ask about what’s going on with the site or the flick. We had hoped to bring you periodic set updates, but we’ve kinda lost contact here. Hope all is well and the movie has been continuing filming as planned. Drop us a line if anyone (Especially you, Vinnie, Keith, and Brian!) has any info.

• Saw this post from Jason Charnick on the WWWBoard and thought we’d share the info with you, since Pierson’s had some good relations with Kev and View Askew in the past:

I do have the disc, and I will. By the way, if you weren’t aware, John is scheduled to appear on the Chasing Amy laserdisc commentary (He served as the film’s executive producer).

• Practically all of today’s news comes from scoops we received via e-mail, so thanks so much to all of you who chipped in today. Not only do you make our jobs easier, but you also allow us to get the news out to the masses much faster than digging for it ourselves. Kudos to you all. Here we go…

• Our pal Garett sent us an update as to what’s going on with new items (and a certain item that’s now no longer available…hehehe) from Pix Poster Cellar, the place we made practically famous over the past few weeks. In fact, why should I paraphrase? He says it all…

There ya have it! The Mallrats kit sounds like a really nice deal, and we’ve reported on the Six Million Dollar Man script before. Also, I had heard elsewhere that the Overnight Delivery script was already available, so that’s some mixed info there. Let us know if anyone can confirm or deny that one. As for that other little script, there, well, I guess we’ll just hafta burn our copies now so Warner Bros. doesn’t come looking for us…Psssht. Congrats to those of you that also managed to snag one in time.

• Well, I thought about not posting this, but (A) it’s pretty much all we have newswise today and (B) We’ve never had morals before, why should we start now? Anyway, I got this scoop from a post by Scout on View Askew WWWBoard #13. Apparently, “Chasing Amy” got the porno treatment recently, when Asia Carrera filmed the aptly named “Chasing Asia”. Here’s a newsbite from her website:

By the way, that entry from her was on the 20th, and shooting wrapped on the 25th. Apparently, those flicks don’t take too long to shoot. Oh, and here’s Kev’s reaction to all this…

Ahhh, good ol’ Kev. Always the good sport. I wonder what they’d call the porn versions of Clerks and Mallrats? Send us your suggestions.

• Nolan also tells us that Pix Poster Cellar now has the Overnight Delivery script rewrite that was done by Kevin. And did you catch that positive Chasing Amy mention by Janeane Garofalo on her HBO special last night? Pretty cool.

• Once again, I guess we disappointed some of you with very few updates this weekend…Well, it’s a long story but to make it short, my sister’s car broke down and I spent most of the weekend finding a tow, driving her to garages, and ultimately a 4 hour trip to take her home since the car couldn’t be fixed today. A few words of advice: If your car’s going to break down, do your best to see that it happens on a weekday. But anyway, that’s all in the past now, and it’s UPDATE TIME! Here we go, folks…

• I took a moment to ask Kev what he’s going to be up to until he starts filming Dogma in February. Here’s what he had to say:

He sure knows how to keep you guessing, doesn’t he? We’ll keep trying to pry up some more information about the post-Dogma projects, but for now, I guess we have the comics (which should be outstanding) plus the Dogma novel (for those of you not afraid to ruin the flick!).