- We totally missed the best part of that “bear in car” news story the other day – This screenshot from the broadcast that reports that the news person at this station is a BIG View Askew fan — Sir or ma’am, if you did this, step forward. Bravo! Love it.
- Do Zack & Miri deserve some credit for this one? Geekscape announces that porn company Vivid Video will release an XXX version of Star Wars, in 3D no less. Yes, folks, 3D porn is here. Pre-production has begun for a September 2011 release.
“Hit Somebody” Still Planned for Detroit…
- Nothing new here, more of a re-hash of stuff we previously reported, but it’s nice to see that the Detroit Free Press has picked up on “Hit Somebody” , citing Kevin’s intent to film in that city. Here’s a couple quotes from Kevin from the article:
“I’m right now on Page 81 of the script. It’s big. I mean big in terms of long; it spans a life. We go from 1950 to 1980, and Seann William Scott is going to be my guy, the guy that plays the lead. It’s based on the song that Warren Zevon recorded that Mitch Albom wrote the lyrics to. (The song is on “My Ride’s Here,” Zevon’s 2002 album.) …
We’re shooting in Detroit, too. I reached Warren’s estate about the song, and they said, “You’ve got to talk to Mitch Albom because Mitch Albom controls that song.” I said, ” ‘Tuesdays with Morrie’ Mitch Albom?” So I got in touch with Mitch first by e-mail, and then he came to New York while I was there shooting “Cop Out.”
So he came and we hung out for about two hours, went downstairs and ate at the Ritz-Carlton down in Battery Park. At the end of it, he goes: “I gotta tell you, man, I felt like it was important to be face to face with you if I was gonna hand over the song. It’s a big deal.” He was like: “I don’t know how else to explain it, and I know there’s business deals and stuff later on. But I just feel like I wanted to see your face and to hear you talk about it.”
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“…A lot of (the film) is going to take place in the ’70s. Detroit looks like it stopped in the ’70s, so we literally don’t have to set-decorate or set-design. We just turn on the camera and there’s an old building. It’s a great place and hopefully we’ll do it justice.
It’s almost like, for me, the closest parallel to it is “Forrest Gump” and not in terms of we’re gonna have all these amazing special effects in it. It’s just you follow one very simple person in a life that just touches everything throughout history and the sport, so it’s kinda like that. It’s ambitious, we’re not gonna be as good as “Forrest Gump,” but it’s ambitious.
It’s funny, but it’s not the comedy that I do. Like right now, honestly it’s still PG-13, there’s no cursing in it.”
“Hit Somebody” is planned to shoot following the completion of “Red State”, which goes in front of cameras in August.
More From San Diego…
- The San Diego Comic Con always brings the opportunity for folks to chat with Kevin, and he remains accessible every year. This year, with “Cop Out” to promote, live SModcasts and the world’s first podcasting theater, “Red State”, new comics, and a lot more on the bubble, was no exception.
Here’s a look at a few more Kevin sightings from last weekend as we wrap-up our San Diego coverage for the year:- From IFC News: Film critic Alonso Duralde chats with Kevin Smith, the (contested) king of nerd prom, also known as San Diego Comic-Con. Smith, who’s been coming to Comic-Con ever since he test-screened “Mallrats” there in 1995, talks about what’s changed at the convention and what hasn’t, Stan Lee, getting to talk to the audience and why he’d make a lousy cosplay Silent Bob.
- Bleeding Cool caught a CNN video that featured Kevin in a few quick snippets throughout.
- Finally, enjoy a bunch of pics above from Kevin’s panel, including Mewes, and a couple who used their mic time to get engaged instead of ask Kev a question. Thanks to photographer Jeff Zimmerman for the bunch.
More con wrapup as we’ve got it — If anyone’s got any stories, photos, or tales from the con with a View Askew slant, send ‘em on.
“Cop Out” – Hottest Bluray/DVD In The Country!
- “Cop Out” is selling briskly in stores everywhere, now available on both Bluray (recommended) and DVD. Grab your copy at your favorite web outlet of choice — We’re still waiting on word for our online Secret Stash to have signed copies as well.
Crave Online does a nice video chat with Mr. Smith on “Cop Out” and the awesome Maximum Comedy Mode on the Bluray. Trust us, you gotta see MCM. Lots of great stuff here featuring Kevin talking about his love for extras going all the way back to laserdisc.Want more? Reelzchannel also spent a few moments with Kev to talk about the Bluray’s MCM mode.
DirecTV is enjoying exclusive rights to on-demand “Cop Out” now, so those of you waiting for Redbox or Netflix, it’ll be a few more weeks until the flick is allowed via those services. Pick up a copy to own today.
View Askew NewsBites™
- In case you missed the hilarious new SModimation that debuted at the con, check it out FREE, courtesy www.smodcast.com, via YouTube. Another awesome episode, kudos to Steve Stark for another 3+ minutes of brilliance.
- Is everyone else as excited about AMC’s new zombie series “The Walking Dead” as we are? Maybe this will help Askew fans come on board if you’re not already — The great Michael Rooker (“Mallrats”), Mr. Svenning himself, has now signed on as ” Merle Dixon, a psychotic redneck ex-con with an equally violent brother”. Here’s a photo of him in action, courtesty Dread Central.
- Catch View Askew icon and all-around good guy Brian O’Halloran live in “The Crucible” through the end of the month at the Holmdel Theater Company in Holmdel, New Jersey. The Star-Ledger spoke with O’Halloran about the role recently:
…In “The Crucible,” O’Halloran finds himself in 1692 Salem, Mass., as the Rev. Parris. “One night he finds that his daughter and niece are nowhere to be found,” says O’Halloran. “When he goes out and finds them dancing naked, he’s none too pleased.”
O’Halloran stops to laugh. “Funny; from ‘Clerks,’ I’ve become known for male debauch comedies. I’ve been given that label of sassy and comedic. The thing is, I’m 40 now and old enough to be playing fathers who get outraged.”
If there’s one thing that O’Halloran understands, it’s parental disapproval. “My parents both came to American from Ireland, so they were conservative people,” he says. “My father died when I was a teenager, so my mother had a very cautious view of life. Imagine how she flipped out when I quit my job in the early ’90s to act. I had spent years working at ShopRite, clearing over $500 a week, which was a lot of money in those days. As she always pointed out, a grocery store will always be in business no matter what happens.”
Tickets are $20 and well worth the cost — You can catch one of the last three shows this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night.
- Playblog reports that Seth Rogen (“Zack & Miri Make a Porno”) might star in Warner Bros.’ theatrical version of the Broadway show “Rock of Ages”. The film is set for a 2011 bow. No casting has been confirmed at this time.
- Yes, Southwest Airlines screwed a loyal passenger again by kicking off an already seated petite woman in order to make room for a passenger who required two seats. Once again, they just can’t seem to get this customer service thing right…
- We mentioned the Westboro Baptists protest that happened at the Con this past weekend, so it’s only right to give some press to the anti-protest signs that also appeared this year. Good stuff, folks. Gotta love that Bender costume. Read more about it and watch video at Comics Alliance.
- Finally today…Who is driving? Oh my God, Bear is driving . How can this be? See you next time…
Michael Parks to Star in “Red State”…
- When Kevin said to expect to NOT recognize any names he dropped from “Red State” this week, we had no idea that he was just tricking us genre fans into expecting that…As he dropped a bombshell that the great Michael Parks would star in the film. This is FANTASTIC casting, such major kudos to whomever came up with the idea of Parks. Parks steals the show in practically every scene he appears in these days, most notably as officer Earl McGraw in the intro of “From Dusk Til Dawn”, “Kill Bill”, and “Grindhouse”. We absolutely could not be more pleased with this casting. Thanks to Cinemablend, who were at last evening’s Q&A and caught the news first:
Michael Parks isn’t the most notable name in the world, but if you know the works of Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino you know his face. One of the most distinct characters of their universe, he is Texas Ranger Earl McGraw, seen in From Dusk Till Dawn, Grindhouse and Kill Bill and now he’s heading to the View Askew world.During his annual Kevin Smith conversation at Comic Con, Smith announced that Parks has officially signed on to star in his next film, the horror film Red State. For those that are unaware, the film will be somewhat based on the Westboro Baptist Church, who, coincidentally, are picketing this year’s Comic Con. Parks’ role will be based on the role of Fred Phelps, who founded the church.
Parks is a terrific actor and certainly deserves his day. It is well documented that Smith, Tarantino and Rodriguez are all within the same circle so it’s fairly unsurprising to see them sharing an actor. It’s hard to even remember the last time that Parks had a lead role, but this could be fantastic.
Congratulations to Kevin and all involved on a home run start to the casting of “Red State”. We can’t wait to see Parks chew the scenery in this one.

Kevin’s Busy Schedule…
- With probably one of the most active months coming up as far as live events surrounding Kevin and his co-horts, we wanted to take a minute to summarize what’s coming up in one tidy place. As you know, the biggest geek event of the year, the San Diego Comic Con, is now underway, and Kevin’s promising some “Red State” surprises and lots more as the event unfolds over the next few days. Hot on the heels of that, we’ve got the grand opening of SModcastle in Los Angeles, followed by a bunch more live shows before Kevin comes home to Red Bank for what’s sounding like a marathon Q&A to celebrate his 40th birthday. After that, it’s off to the iconic Sydney Opera House
- Friday, July 23 – KROQ Live From Comicon (Morning)
- Friday, July 23 – Etnies Kev’s Kicks Sneaker & Podcast Party (Evening, SDCC)
- Saturday, July 24 – Film Threat Anniversary Party – (SDCC, 5:30-6:30pm in Room 24ABC)
- Saturday, July 24 – Kevin Smith LIVE Q&A in Hall H – 7:15pm
- Saturday, July 24 – Cop Out Maximum Comedy Mode screening – (SDCC, Hilton Bayfront – 10:00pm)
- Sunday, July 25 – SModcastle Grand Opening, SModcastle (Los Angeles, California) – SOLD OUT!
- Monday, July 26 – Live SModcast & Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave, Improv Theater (Tempe, Arizona)
- Tuesday, July 27 – Live SModcast & Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave, Allen Cineport (Las Cruces, New Mexico)
- Wednesday, July 28 – Live SModcast & Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave, Granada Theater (Dallas, Texas)
- Thursday, July 29 – Live SModcast & Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave, Alamo West Oaks (Houston, Texas)
- Saturday, July 31 – Live SModcast & Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave, Studio 35 (Columbus, Ohio)
- Monday, August 2 – Kevin Smith LIVE, Count Basie Theater (Red Bank, New Jersey)
- Sunday, August 8 – Kevin Smith LIVE, Sydney Opera House, (Sydney, Australia) – SOLD OUT!
- Monday, August 9 – Kevin Smith LIVE, Sydney Opera House, (Sydney, Australia)
- Wednesday, November 3 – Kevin Smith LIVE, Centre in the Square (Kitchener, Ontario)
Kevin’s expected to announce at least two major roles for “Red State” this weekend, both who will be total or relative unknowns, so stick around, we should have some interesting stuff coming up over the next few days. And of course, don’t miss your chance to catch Kevin at these upcoming live events if you’ve got the means. Get outta the house, help the economy, spend some cash and have a fantastic night out on the town. And of course, if you’re lucky enough to attend any of the SDCC events this year, we look forward to your photos and reports. More news soon! - Friday, July 23 – KROQ Live From Comicon (Morning)
Widening Gyre Panel: Watch it NOW!
- Thanks to the great folks at Newsarama, you can now watch the entire panel from today’s SDCC event for his comic “Widening Gyre”:
While Dick Grayson may be the Batman in the current DCU, Kevin Smith continues an untold story of Bruce Wayne as Batman. Now at Comic-Con International: San Diego on Thursday, his creative cohorts gather along with a special guest or two to chat about what is going on in Wayne’s life at this time.12:30-1:30 Batman: The Widening Gyre— As Bat-fans know, Batman: The Widening Gyre revealed a previously untold period in Batman’s life. DC group editor Michael Marts, series artist Walt Flanagan, and inker Art Thibert reveal secrets behind the highly anticipated conclusion. Room 4
View Askew NewsBites™
- Kevin talks “Cop Out” with Coming Soon, via this exclusive video clip which runs a whopping eight-plus minutes. Most definitely worth trying. Pick up the “Cop Out” DVD or packed Bluray, now available all over the place. We’ll let you know when the Stash has the online orders up for signed copies, too, collectors — Sit tight.
- In the mood for a little more video? For the past few years, Kevin’s been a huge fan and participant in the Crazy 4 Cult art show. Those of you who weren’t lucky enough to be in the Los Angeles area to attend will be happy to see this excellent 10 minute look at the event, courtesy of G4. Take a look at some of the art, meet some of the aritists, and look for an appearance from Mr. Smith himself.
- Bill Murray revealed that, while he’s never seen “Clerks”, he at least seems to know it exists and was influential in the world of independent film:
“…That’s good. I want those things to work, but I’m out of touch. I have no idea. I never saw the original Office. I never saw this Office. I never even saw Clerks. Like I never saw, what’s-his-name, Larry David’s show.”
Read the entire interview at the GQ website. - Seems that “Mallrats” star Jeremy London will appear as one of the cast of the new season of VH-1’s “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew”. We hope the program is helpful to him.
- Looks like our old pals the Westboro Baptists will be protesting at Comic-Con this weekend. Kevin’s sometime’s spotted trading barbs with one of the Phelps clan via twitter, and it’s been suggested that the family may also have issues with “Red State”, as it allegedly deals with a villain cut from similar cloth, unless the script’s changed since then.
The ViewAskew Board v3 Now Live!
- Kevin and Ming released version 3 of the the world famous ViewAskew Message Board late yesterday afternoon. Here’s Kevin’s rundown of the rules :
Please insert $2 to postThe View Askew Message Board turns 15 this year.
Like any moody high school sophomore or junior, the board lives life on the razor’s edge of constant social embarrassment, experimentally burgeoning sexuality, and hormonally-charged uber-emo meltdowns.
And, like any teenager or internet community, It also attracts predators – boring scumbags with no power in their own lives, looking to victimize the impressionable. Until it’s legal to lobotomize internet trolls, our chosen repellant is the registration fee (sadly, we’re nearly two decades away from the controversial Internet Abuse Initiative the government will launch toward the start of the 30’s, under the universally-beloved ZOMBIFY THE HATE IN 2028! campaign – and the end of which millions of parents will find themselves with an even bigger – and this time droolier – burden in their basements). You’d be amazed how much garbage can be maintained by this inconvenient-but-miniscule toll.
So in order to staunch the flow of anonymous assholes, the World Famous View Askew Message Board charges a one-time only, non-refundable entry fee of $2.00 (that’s right – two measly fucking bucks). And lest you think this another crass grab at your wallet, all loot collected for entry fees get donated to a charity. In the first two incarnations of the board, it was RAINN. For Board v.3, I’m using the registration fees to kick-start a new View Askew charitable initiative called THE WAYNE FOUNDATION – which will aid SAAA in providing housing and rehabilitation to children who’ve fallen victim to human or domestic trafficking and commercial sexual exploitation (ewww, right?).
THAT $2 WILL NOT BE REFUNDED IF YOU GET KICKED OFF THE BOARD. That $2 is a donation that goes toward fighting child rape; if you want it back, you’re a bigger asshole than we thought when we booted you.
To stay on the board, simply behave. Your two bucks do not buy you free reign; we still reserve the right to remove posts and ban any individual we feel is acting inappropriately in our forum, just as we have since 1996. Any Chicken Little ready to cry censorship need only be reminded that the World Famous View Askew Message Board is NOT a free speech forum; it’s a place for fans and friends to gather and exchange ideas or bullshit with one another. You wanna troll, there’s an entire internet out there to do it in. Here, your license to post, quite like your license to drive, is a privilege, not a right.
We welcome grown up discourse on many subjects – from current events in world politics to economics in the shrinking corporate theater. However, the loftier chats don’t preclude discussions concerning the ever-fascinating three F’s: film, flatulence, and fellatio.
If you’re just here looking for attention, may we suggest running downstairs to your parents instead? If you’re here to abuse someone, may we remind you the benefactor of your $2 entry fee is an organization that’s FIGHTING abuse: and while message board abuse isn’t nearly the same as child rape, it IS also the act of an aggressive animal, unable to conduct itself as a human being can and should.
There are too many animals in this world; if you’re gonna hang here, all we ask is that you be a human being. If we feel you’re behaving beneath the species, you’ll get yanked. You can rejoin for another $2… and probably get yanked again. Rejoin as often as you like; maybe we’ll raise enough loot to stop human trafficking altogether on your trollish back alone (though there are more noble ways to fight predators than simply by being one).
We hope you enjoy your stay here at the World Famous View Askew Message Board, the length of which is determined by you and your posts.
Firsties!
To join & post, please visit http://theviewaskewboard.com/payments.php
Surf on over there now to register and start posting.





