DRINKS ASKEW! (VIEW ASKEW DRINKING GAMES - COMPLETE FILE) VISIT NEWS ASKEW @ http://www.newsaskew.com! General Rules (Apply To All Films...) · Any reference to hockey is made (1 drink). · A character from another Askew-niverse film is mentioned (1 drink). · Jay or Silent Bob raise their fist to someone approaching them (1 drink). · A reference to a non-askewniverse film is made (Star Wars, Jaws, Pretty In Pink, etc.) (1 drink). · A pop culture reference is made (2 drinks, use your own discretion.) · Any character gives another character advice that he/she received from his/her grandmother (2 drinks). · Any reference of Rick Derris having sex with someone is made (2 drinks). · Jay gives or offers any drug to another character (2 drinks). · Walt Flanagan's dog is mentioned in any context (3 drinks). · (OPTIONAL) Choose a character and drink once each time their name is mentioned. THE OFFICIAL "CLERKS" DRINKING GAME Created By: Brad Plevyak (brad@newsaskew.com) & Chris Alley (chris@newsaskew.com) Visit the official homepage for the latest news and updates! http://www.newsaskew.com/clerks ONE Sip WHEN... · Someone buys a pack of cigarettes (2 if this person happens to be a little girl). · A customer asks, "Are you open?" (3 drinks if the reply is "NO!!!"). · Dante proclaims, "I'm not even supposed to BE here today!" · A lyric from "Berserker" is sung. · Dante slams the cash register door closed in anger. · A reference to Star Wars is made. TWO Sips WHEN... · Someone says "37". · A scene is inserted to allow a cut to break up a long take. · Quik Stop or RST Video's doors are locked during normal business hours. · Randall insults a customer. · Someone mentions smelling the odor of shoe polish. · Someone says, "Bunch of savages in this town." THREE Sips WHEN... · Someone screws a dead guy. · A word from from one of your high school vocabulary quizzes that you can't define appears onscreen. · Lenin's Tomb is onscreen. · Randal is seen "working" behind the counter at RST video. SPECIAL CASE · Silent Bob has a line (6 big ones!). THE OFFICIAL "MALLRATS" DRINKING GAME Created By: Brad Plevyak (brad@newsaskew.com) & Chris Alley (chris@newsaskew.com) Visit the official homepage for the latest news and updates! http://www.newsaskew.com/mallrats ONE Sip WHEN... · Silent Bob attempts the Jedi mind trick. · T.S. whines about Brandi. · You catch a glimpse of Brodie's dixie cup. · Rene gets pissed at Brodie (2 if she physically hits him in the process). · Bare breasts are seen onscreen. · The food court is seen or mentioned. TWO Sips WHEN... · Brodie waxes philosophical on comic books. · Willam tries to find the hidden picture. · LaFours takes off or loses his hat. · Rene's outfit miraculously changes between scenes in the mall. · Somebody notices an unsupervised child riding the escalator. · Shannon touches someone on the ass. · Brodie says, "Holy Shit!". THREE Sips WHEN... · A character describes Shannon's sexual habits. · The Easter Bunny is accosted. · Brodie discusses superhero sex organs or Lois Lane's fertility. · Jay and Silent Bob make a failed attempt to wreck the stage. · Someone mentions the back seat of a volkswagon. · Brodie refers to the place as "my mall". SPECIAL CASES · The last person to scream in terror at the sight of Mr. Svenning's bare ass drinks 5. (In the event of a tie, EVERYONE drinks 5.) · When Brodie offers a sip out of his dixie cup to Shannon, finish your beer! THE OFFICIAL "CHASING AMY" DRINKING GAME Created By: Brad Plevyak (brad@newsaskew.com) & Chris Alley (chris@newsaskew.com) Visit the official homepage for the latest news and updates! http://www.newsaskew.com/chasingamy ONE Sip WHEN... · Someone says the word "lesbian". · A character tells a story that involves a flashback. · A character drinks (any beverage). · A character is seen smoking a cigarette (2 if you see them LIGHT the cigarette). TWO Sips WHEN... · Alyssa cries (4 drinks if actual tears are seen). · Banky makes a homophobic comment. · A character drinks Pete's Wicked Ale. · Hooper appears in the "Hooper X" character. · An actor or actress from a previous Kevin Smith movie appears onscreen(not including Holden, Alyssa, or Banky. We're not responsible for your actions if you DO decide to include them.). · Holden hits Banky. THREE Sips WHEN... · Brian O'Hallaran is onscreen. If you don't know who Brian is, drink 6. · A character bashes the Hartford Whalers. · Holden thinks that Alyssa wants him. · Jay & Silent Bob appear. · The Pete's Wicked Ale logo appears onscreen, but no one is drinking it. · Holden cries. · The "shared moment" hand gesture is made. SPECIAL CASES · When Banky declares, "Bring on the free hooch!", say the phrase along with him or pay the price: 5 big ones. An excellent punishment for rookies. THE OFFICIAL "DOGMA" DRINKING GAME Created By: Brad Plevyak (brad@newsaskew.com) & Chris Alley (chris@newsaskew.com) Visit the official homepage for the latest news and updates! http://www.newsaskew.com/mallrats ONE Sip WHEN... · Someone says the word "Demon". · Someone says the word "Angel" or "Angels". · An actor/actress from Clerks (aside from Jay or Silent Bob, let's be reasonable) appears onscreen. · An actor/actress from Chasing Amy (aside from Affleck or Damon) appears onscreen. · Salma Hayek says something you can't understand (use discretion). · Jay attempts to get sex out of Bethany. · Bethany rolls her eyes. · An angel makes reference to being anotomically impaired (double if they SHOW someone as proof). TWO Sips WHEN... · An angel attempts to drink alcohol. · A digital effect is used. · A sign for a transportation company called "Loughran" or "Derris" is seen. · A character holds a gun on someone (double the drinks if it's actually fired ON CAMERA). · An angels' wings are seen. · Silent Bob lights/smokes a cigarette. · A character or chracters physically hold another character back from doing something. · Rufus calls Silent Bob "biggie". THREE Sips WHEN... · George Carlin (Cardinal Glick) has a scene. · Silent Bob says something. · Someone orders a "Holy Bartender" (repeat when a character gets the joke). · Mooby or one of the Moobyverse characters are seen. · Drink God appears in any of his or her forms (Don't spoil it for first-timers! Drink Your 3 quietly). · An angel (or former angel) is killed. · A demon is killed. · A body falls from the sky. SPECIAL CASE... · When the guys who wrote this game appear on screen, finish your drink. · Say "God Bless You" when Loki sneezes or incur his wrath (you may substitute three drinks for Loki's wrath). THE OFFICIAL "JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK" DRINKING GAME Created By: Brad Plevyak (brad@newsaskew.com) & Chris Alley (chris@newsaskew.com) Visit the official homepage for the latest news and updates! http://www.newsaskew.com/jayandsilentbobstrikeback ONE Sip WHEN... · A computer generated (CGI) or bluescreen effect is used (once per scene). · Someone uses the word "clit". · An actor/actress from "American Pie" appears (once per scene, per character). · A character uses a drug of any kind. · Chaka says "cracker". · A joke is made at Miramax's expense. TWO Sips WHEN... · One character refers to another character as "gay". · A Star Wars reference is made. · Willenholly shows his badge to someone. · Jay gets a kiss (real or imaginary). · A joke is made at Ben Affleck's expense. · Jay sings a song. THREE Sips WHEN... · Silent Bob speaks. · Someone calls Jay "little kid". · A "Star Wars" alumnus appears on screen. · Someone farts. · A monkey kisses someone. · Mooby appears (once per scene). SPECIAL CASE · Aside from Kevin, any time ANOTHER film director appears on screen -- 5 sips. · You don't know who the two guys shopping in the background of Quick Stop are (shame on you!) -- 2 sips. · When monkeys take over the world, FINISH YOUR DRINK! -Brad & Chris brad@newsaskew.com chris@newsaskew.com Visit News Askew! http://www.newsaskew.com