Session Start: Tue Mar 02 20:57:50 1999
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<johnnyboy22> here comes randal
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<Dogma99> Ya fucking junkie
<Brad> Sheesh!
<Oscar> WHY YOU NO LIKE ME CAPS?
<Brad>  Hey folks.
<bguirk> he's a beserker
<JoeC> Re's Brad. :)
<Chris> Thanks for coming tonight
<johnnyboy22> hey Brad
<Alex302> Hiya Brad
<Randal> Wuz up?
<conorama> caps=annoying
<johnnyboy22> thanx for having us
<Dogma99> hnununun
<Dogma99> Chris!!
<SilentRoss> hey
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<johnnyboy22> This rules!!!
<`Banky> yeah dis rules
<Randal> Much props on setting this up Brad and Chris.
<johnnyboy22> i hate men i love women!!!
<becool> my brain is going to explode
<Alex302> wish you would've made this chat earlier but that's cool
<Dogma99> This is the greatest
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<Brad> Okay...
<conorama> so...whose in what group??
<Mallrat> Hey Brad and Chris did you get my scoop about Va Tech?
<Chris> Sorry Alex...
<Brad>  Hang on a sec while I get my bearings.
<SilentRoss> yeah it's two in the morning for me
<Brad>  PC just crashed right there.
<RealDay> group 3
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<johnnyboy22> Let brad and Chris talk guys
<Dogma99> That sux
<Horts> shitty stuff
<clerks5150> yeah, sucks about VaTech
<Brad>  Randal: Thanks!
<Randal> For what?
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<Alex302> that's alright
<Chris> The VT thing will happen, just delayed for now
<Mallrat> You Heard Clerks
<Brad>  Okay, first of all, please don't send us private messages if ya can help it...it's gonna slow us up in the main channel here.
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<Mallrat> ?
<MrSONORA> Chris or Brad ,  hows MING doing and is she gonna be on tonights chat?
<Smalls> He.
<Alex302> he
<clerks5150> i was told by tech people that it'll be march 24
<Smalls> Ming's a he
<Alex302> *lol*
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<Brad>  Second, we JUST updated the website about 15 minutes ago with all the latest.
<Chris> Ming is actually MALE!!!!
<johnnyboy22> Chris or Brad how is Kevin doing?
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<Randal> I agree the VT thing sux, but it kinda makes me happy because I have a better chance to see it later on this monthe.
<lopan5> what's happening?
<Dogma99> Yea, anymore dirt on dogma?
<HomerGator> Is Kevin still going to speak at the University of Central FLorida on March 11?
<Mallrat> Yeah it does suck
<Oscar> So what's new with Dogma?  When's it's release date?
<`Banky> dirt? This is a holy movie :) no dirt :)
<Chris> There's always dirt on Dogma ;)
<Randal> Does anyone know if tickets are still available for VT?
<johnnyboy22> tell us dirt!!!!
<Alex302> Brad or Chris - have you guys seen any of the clerks cartoon?
<Mallrat> Hey Chris and Brad.  I guess you got my letter yes?
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<RealDay> i was on the dogma set
<lopan5> you guys are a little crazy
<Chris> MALLRAT : Yes, and thank you!
<Dogma99> Why isn't Dogma being released earlier than October?
<Sylentscott> Hey BRAD or CHRIS is there anyway to find out if Kevin plans on speking somewhere on the west coast Perferebly U of Arizona..
<Cereal_Killer> Any DVD news?
<Mallrat> there are no Clerks cartoons!
<lopan5> DVD!!!
<Alex302> not yet
<johnnyboy22> Any news at all?
<Mallrat> Thanks Chris!!!
<lopan5> fess up
<lopan5> DVD!!!
<lopan5> what's the goods?
<johnnyboy22> talk to us guys!!!
<JoeC> Dogma: prolly cause they wanna keep it until after Cannes and they don't wanna give it a Summer release.
<Randal> Dudes don't abuse Brad and Chris.
<Chris> HOMERGATOR::Check our site for the entire countdown list of Kevin's appearances
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<johnnyboy22> yeah let Brad and Chris talk
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<Oscar> Any news on........The Milkmaids?
<Dogma99> Chris:Get all of us free tickets to DogmA! lol
<lopan5> what about the ViewAskew DVD's?!
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<Dogma99> I hate the milkmaids
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<johnnyboy22> Chris or Brad any news on Kevin's future comics he will work on???
<Chris> LOPAN5: Great name... Anyways, Mallrats in MAY, Clerks and Amy this year hopefully
<Randal> They have already told us the latest on the DVD's
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<vampyre> hrm
<becool> Poop
<vampyre> arf
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<lopan5> thank you
<Brad> Sheeeeesh!
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<lopan5> and are you sure it's May?
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<MrSONORA> yeah I know MING is a dude is just that I wrote about how 3-cpo n R2D2 are like Jay and silent Bob
<lopan5> I thought that was Clerks?
<Dogma99> Brad: Is Dogma even being thought about a release before October?
<Oscar> So is Kevin gonna do Green Arrow?
<Nastard> any idea on how to get in touch with kevin ?
<becool> I like Cereal_killer... noe that's a cool name
<RealDay> did anyone actually end up in a different group that you thought wheny uo saw the announcement today?
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<becool> Hey!
<JoeC> Nope, I'm still Group IV.
<Brad>  Dogma99: At this time, anything is possible. But from what we've heard, October at BEST. Possibly even Decemeber.
<Cereal_Killer> Thanks
<Randal> Yeah, especially in Hackers.
<becool> Is anyone here a Fifth Element FAN?
<Chris> LOPAN5:We haven't recevied confirmation on the May release date yet...But it looks like it'll happen
<vampyre> aaaaarf
<vampyre> arf
<Brad>  Sorry I keep disappearing folks, no idea why that's happening.
<vampyre> arf
<`Banky> Umm anyone know what the rating will be to see Dogma?
<lopan5> cool
<johnnyboy22> December?
<Dogma99> Becember?
<lopan5> THANK YOU
<Brad>  Oscar: No word on Green Arrow at this point, sorry. Stay tuned!
<conorama> how many issues of smith's daredevils left??
<Brad>  If we miss your question, ask again! We'll try and get it all.
<Chris> BANKY: Dogma will surely be 'R'
<Randal> Brad: it's Y2K screwing with you.
<Cereal_Killer> Hey, Matt Lillard rules, and should be in a Kevin Smith film
<johnnyboy22> WHat movie is  up after "Dogma"???
<SilentRoss> I can't quite see c3po bursting through a door with "i'm all about the mother-fucking clam"
<Brad>  DareDevil will run to 8 issues now.
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<`Banky> Horts, what's R in Canada?
<conorama> thanks brad
<johnnyboy22> 8 issues awesome
<bguirk> Chris, what do you know about the ultimate jersey movie?
<Dogma99> Brad: WHy so late for Dogma, it's almost done?
<conorama> clerks 2
<Randal> 8 issues!!!!!
<Brad>  5th Element rules, by the way!
<Chris> Leeloo....mmmmmm
<johnnyboy22> it does
<lopan5> YEAH!!!!
<MrSONORA> Chris or Brad, tell Ming I said thanks for answering my e-mail on the subject
<vampyre> ooo
<johnnyboy22> 5th element was great
<becool> Johnny.. I thin kKev said he was doing a flick called NAME
<vampyre> leeloo is gorgeous
<Horts> Banky: Halifax
<Brad>  Dogma99: See my above response. The movie's done soob, the 'Max just wants to wait!
<Nastard> any idea how to get in touch with kevin
<Oscar> Damn!  How about any other Marvel Knights titles?  Will he be doing any new stuff besides Daredevil?
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<johnnyboy22> What movie comes after Dogma, Brad or Chris?
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<HomerGator> Multipasss....Korban Dallas Multipass
<Dogma99> Max can suck it
<isobel> lol
<Ninilove> I am seeing Kevin at KSU on monday, you guys think he will have a trailer there?
<isobel> i loved the way she said that
<Sylentscott> Brad and Chris, How about Kevin Doing some west coast stuff, like possibly speaking at U of Arizona or maybe even at my house?...all us west coast fans are ignored
<HomerGator> THey want to clear out of Star War's path of destruction, which will last TILL October...LOL
<clerks5150> any news on who in the Askew world is coming saturday?
<Smalls> The Max funds it all, man.
<lopan5> BIG BADDA BOOM IN THE CAB
<isobel> LOL
<Chris> NASTARD:The Viewaskew wwwboard is the best place to talk to Kevin
<Brad>  It remains to be seen what the next flick will be after Dogma...Kev has said "It will be a Clerks Sequel". But that could mean many things.
<`Banky> damn damn damn...even being 16 sux i'll prolly still be too young to see Dogma in Canada
<isobel> biiiiiig bada boom
<becool> Sorry to advertise... but I just put an actual reel from the fifth element up for sale on E-bay
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<johnnyboy22> COOL
<Dogma99> Chris: Any possibility I can be in Clerks 2?
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<Chris> Hey Smalls...
<Smalls> The Max is a teat I'd love to nurse at, my friend. Money = good.
<Smalls> yo?
<Brad>  Ninilove: Kevin almost always shows the trailer at appearances!
<Brad>  hey Gramp, Smalls!
<lopan5> I thought that Mallrats and Amy were prequal/sequals
<Ninilove> cool
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<Chris> DOGMA99: I don't make the flicks man...
<Randal> Brad: Do you think with DVD-18 that Kevin will put everything that was cut on Dogma, on the DVD?
<TheMarksman> Gramp!
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<monkeybastard> I think that clerks 2 (if it comes out) is after dogma
<johnnyboy22> This rules!!!
<becool> Fifth Element rare 35mm film reel
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<Dogma99> Aight just askin
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<Brad>  Randal: I doubt he'll put it ALL back, but I'm sure he'll put on as much as possible. There's an HOUR of lost footage already!
<johnnyboy22> How has Kevin been doing with all this work???
<Dogma99> Brad: Know anything about Ultimate Jersey movie?
<juice> I love DVD but why doesn't Miramax support anamorphic widescreen like the other studos?
<Brad>  SylentScott: You can always ask, but Kev usually tries to keep it local, 10 hour drive radius.
<lopan5> DAMN THE TEST AUDIENCE!!!
<Smalls> They know much, friends... they're at liberty to discuss little.
<Smalls> Have faith, have faith.
<juice> I need anal sex!
<Randal> Brad: Yeah, but with DVD-18, he's gonna have 8 hours of space to fill.
<HomerGator> By DOGMA trailer, do you mean the fifteen minutes of footage, I first heard about after his OSU appeareance?
<Chris> juice : It costs more money. They must just be cheap.
<Horts> Kev must come up to Canada!
<johnnyboy22> Brad or Chris why so many cuts in Dogma??? are we going to miss cool stuff?
<Brad>  Saturday: We know Kev, Jay, and Bryan O'Hallaran (Last we heard) will be there, plus Jimmy and Joe, 2 major cool dudes.
<MrSONORA> ANY NEW ACTION FIGURES TO BE SOLD SOON?
<Cereal_Killer> Brad or Chris: Do you guys and Kevin hang out at any Jersey spots?
<HomerGator> Or is this a COMPLETED trailer, approved by miramax, and ready to be seen in front of movies?
<`Banky> Horts has the right idea
<johnnyboy22>  does Tom Savini do the make up for dogma or help out, chris or brad????
<Slosh> Hey, is there any more Banky Hats in stock?  I'll pay you good money!
<Mallrat> I heard he was going to do a Prequel piece next anything on this?
<juice> When is the official release date of the clerks DVD?
<Chris> Homergator: There is a rough 2-3 minute trailer Kevin and Scott cut together a few months back
<Dogma99> Chris: Know anything about Ultimate Jersey movie?
<Brad>  We've heard that the next action figures will be a Dante and Randal with a fold out quick stop in cardboard. :)
<Randal> Juice, there is no offical date yet.
<Sylentscott> If kevin went to U of A it would be so huge...you guys always post when there playin his films, it would be great if he would come down
<conorama> brad, chris, you guys'll be there, right??
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<`Banky> Is there a way to suggest better colors for the Banky hat?
<Randal> Schweet.
<monkeybastard> I think the clerks DVD comes out in may
<johnnyboy22>  does Tom Savini do the make up for dogma or help out, Chris or Brad???
<bguirk> I want a randal doll
<HomerGator> Cool CHris, do you think that he'll show the 10 minutes or so of footage he showed at OSU?
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<Chris> Tom Savini didn't work on the flick, even though it was all filmed in his backyard of Pittsburgh
<lopan5> HOPE SO
<Randal> Mallrats is in May.
<Brad>  As for Dogma's cuts, well, Kevin SAYS we won't miss anything but dialogue, but there's gonna be a LOT of stuff gone. The flick will be TIGHT though. It was great when we saw it at 3 hours.
<HomerGator> I want a CHris and Brad doll, does sucking up get me ANYWHERE?
<Chris> Homer:I'm sure he will
<HomerGator> J/K
* isobel away ..(dinner....).. (On/p)
<monkeybastard> so is clerks, I think
<juice> I hated Mallrats but its going to be the best looking DVD since those Miramax bastards don't do anamorphic
<Brad>  We live in Central PA, so we're not in Jersey much - We'll of course be there this weekend.
<Dogma99> Brad:What about an Ultimate Jeraey Movie?
<JoeC> <rolls eyes> No one goes to see a Kevin Smith film for dialogue.... hehee. :)
<Brad>  Vincent is working on the Mallrats DVD, which means it's going to KICK ASS!
<Randal> Brad: Is there anyway that we can get a three hour cut of Dogma on VHS?
<becool> <font size=10>HI</font>
<Ninilove> gotta love that lag
<becool> it didn't work
<HomerGator> VIncent Pereria?
<lopan5> I DOUBT THAT
<Smalls> yeah.
<juice> Mallrats will kick ass! I'll just buy it for Kevin Smith
<johnnyboy22> Is Kevin writing any other scripts right now????
<loot> Chris Brad...Should I shoot myself for not meeting Kevin at the atlanta dragon con?
<RealDay> can someone make me a burn of the chasing amy cd?
<`Banky> Brad, try bribing someone for a way into the Stash...if that doesn't work try mugging
<Brad>  I believe the "Clerks Sequel" is indeed the ultimate Jersey movie. In fact, we're theorizing that the next movie may be a sequel to the entire trilogy possibly, all at once!
<loot> tom salvini was there too
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<zlog> becool: dont be gay :)
<HomerGator> Kevin SMith:  THe impetice for half the worl'd population to buy a DVD player.
<lopan5> YEAH, THE BRUCKHIEMER PROJECT
<Brad>  Wouldn't THAT be sweet?
<juice> I heard Kevin Smith was writing a porno for Alanis Morrisette
<monkeybastard> He's writing coyote ugly
<johnnyboy22> that would rule
<Alex302> That would RULE!!!
<bguirk> Brad, that would be sweet
<loot> That would be awesome!
<Zeebadaboodee> Kevin just finished the "Coyote Ugly" script
<MrSONORA> Any future plans for KEV to do any other scripts for COMIC book superheroes?
<Chris> Kevin's re-writing the Coyote Ugly script for Bruckheimer and will do the Alien Love Triangle story soon
<Brad>  Randal: Is there any way I can get a 3 hour cut of Dogma on VHS? :)
<Dogma99> YES!!!
<Nastard> whats with the red text ?
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<becool> Brad!... what do you mean Vinnie is working on the Mallrats DVD... he's doing it W/o Kev
<Sylentscott> Brad Chris, How would i go about About asking Kevin to Appear here in Arizona????????????
<juice> Kevin Smith is in love with Alanis. Whats that about?
<Dogma99> When can we see the trailer for Dogma?
<Alex302> That whole trilogy colapsing on each other would be unreal
<Alex302> if done right
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<juice> I heard Chris Rock was hilarious in Dogma
<`Banky> Sylenscott: Bribery :)
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<Brad>  We're red so folks can spot our answers. :)
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<bguirk> I could do w/o London in the next flick
<becool> Juice.. have you heard the Alanis song front row... it's about Kevin
<Sylentscott> Brad Chris Sorta Like SteveDave.....lol
<Chris> If you want Kevin to appear somewhere, check the View Askew pafge to contact his booking agent
<juice> What is Janeane Garofalo's exact role in Dogma?
<Slosh> So Brad or Chris, how big is Jason Lee's role in the film?
<loot> Chris Brad...Should I shoot myself for not meeting Kevin at the atlanta dragon con?
<Adrock___> hello all
<Nastard> hmm
<Smalls> Scott, hit the main Askew site. Details there.
<lopan5> RUFUS: DO I KNOW JESUS? HELL, NIGGER OWE MY 12 DOLLARS!
<banky> Any word of celebs on saturday?
<HomerGator> YOu should all type in red, us in green, as in green with envy.
<Brad>  Kev left the DVD in Vincent's capable hands...Rest assured he's doing a FANTASTIC job with the Rats DVD!
<Chris> Jason Lee's role is pretty big and memorable!
<johnnyboy22> What are Kevin's feeling about Dogma???
<Nastard> ill be this colour then
<MrSONORA> YEAH AT THE U OF A ,PLEASE
<Smalls> Jason's role is small but pivotal.
<johnnyboy22> is he proud of it???
<bumble> Is there not a set date yet for Dogma?
<Dogma99> Brad:When can we see the trailer for Dogma?
<Brad>  Loot: Always meet him! Kev's a great guy.
<Zeebadaboodee> Garofalo plays Bethanys work partner
<juice> DVD
<becool> I'm sure vinnie kicks ass
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<Alex302> Good
<Smalls> Janeane's is a little bigger than a cameo
<Brad>  Trailer is not available on the net or ANYWHERE. We don't even have it!
<Horts> Jason Lee is fuckin hilarious!
<`Banky> Jason Lee is always memorable
<Nastard> jason lee is god
<Dogma99> DAMNIT!
<Alex302> any word of Lee getting a starting role in a flick soon?
<Dogma99> Jason Lee is god
<juice> I love DVD its so much better than that Divx shit. Tell Kevin never to put anything on Divx
<lopan5> HEY, IS THE HOUR OR SO OF CUT STUFF FROM MALLRATS GOING TO BE RE-CUT INTO THE MOVIE OR IS IT GOING TO BE A SUPPLEMENT?
<Alex302> starring
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> So, any idea of when Dogma will hit "regular" theatres, as opposed to film fests and such?
<loot> I met Jason Lee back at a skateboarding in-store type thing, before he was into movies
<Sylentscott> Cool thinks BradChris, there is a link there thats great
<Randal> Does anyone know how much it costs to fix the spinner on an LD player?
<johnnyboy22> WHo gives the best performace would you say, chris or brad???
<HomerGator> No alanis is god, or so aI heard.  Just kidding
<Brad>  Mallrats stuff with all be supplements. Nothing cut back into the flick!
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<Brad>  Jay steals the show in Dogma, IMHO!
<lopan5> NOT EVEN THE OPENING
<Chris> Best performance in Dogma? Affleck, hands down.
<Slosh> Has anyone seen jason Lee skate?  He used to be amazing!
<davwir> I am on the early (9AM group), looking to trade with for 1PM tix..
<Horts> Alanis used to be a pop star in Canada before she went alternative
<Mallrat> Hey are Brad and Chris gonna be at the Stash Gala.  I wanna meet you two!!!!!
<juice> What kind of extra scenes will be on the Mallrats DVD?
<johnnyboy22> is Jay in it a lot????
<conorama> davwir, what time do you have??
<johnnyboy22> Affleck he is the man!!!
<`Banky> Horts I remember her, just as Alanis
<conorama> nevermind
<Brad>  We'll be at the Stash gala, probably all day unless we get booted. :)
* JoeC just saw Ben in "200 Cigarettes"
<`Banky> Never too hot, never too cold
<monkeybastard> I heard the original beggining will be on
<Zeebadaboodee> Mallrats DVD will include the cut beginning found in the summaries
<Alex302> My Bro got me the jersey trilogy screenplays as a late christmas gift....They're great!!!
<davwir> group 1/9AM
<Horts> Banky: yeah, hilarious stuff.
<Adrock___> brad/chris are you staying at the marriot?
<Adrock___> ?
<Dogma99> Chris, Brad, Even with all the cuts, will you agree with me Dogma is a god like movie?
<Mallrat> You should wear something noticeable so I can notice you.....
<juice> Will we get any good out takes? Maybe Claire Forlani nude scenes that were cut out of the film?
<loot> Slosh : I have seen him skate, he rocked ass!! Simon Woodstock and Jason Lee were my 2 skateboarding heroes back when I use to skate
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<Mallrat> Please
<MrSONORA> ANY FUTURE WORK WITH THE GOLDEN BOYS FOR KEV?
<Brad>  We'll give you folks details on how to find us probably Thursday nite - What we'll be wearing or something. I'll proabably wear a Flyers Jersey. I hope to god that Chris wears something.
<johnnyboy22> Why do they have to cut it????
<lopan5> DAMMIT! I WANT A COMPLETE VERSION OF MALLRATS!
<Sylentscott> There  Not gonna kill Jay are they.....that would suck shit man
<Chris> We're staying at the Marriot
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<lopan5> DO A RE-EDIT!
<Slosh> Brad?  Chris?  Anything new on the Preacher film Smith is producing?
<Slosh> Preacher RULES!
<Randal> Brad: Were you disappointed with 200 Cigarettes.  Cassey and Ben were great, but overall I thought it was weak
<JoeC> Let's go Flyers...let's go.
<Dogma99> IS DOGMA THE BEST OUT OF THE 4?
<Mallrat> Cooll I'll be at the Marriot!!!!!!
>  Nothing new on the Preacher front for a while now.
<Alex302> They should have put a WebCam in the new Stash so us less fortunate could see
<Mallrat> What floor?
<Brad>  Actually, we didn't see 200 Cigs 'cuz of all the bad press. We hear Affleck was great though.
<Horts> Flyers are good, but Maple Leafs kick arse!
<johnnyboy22> Affleck was good in Shakespeare in love!!!
<Mallrat> If you don't mind me asking
<Adrock___> Brad/chris you should tell everyone on your site what you will be wearing at kims thing on friday night!?
<`Banky> Yeah but what if they'd have Jay die, and resurrect in the next flick :)
<loot> Brad Chris : What did you guys think of RUSHMORE????
<juice> Hey I heard Claire Forlani was in a movie called "Mystery Man" based on a Dark Horse Comic book Kevin would be proud
<Nastard>  so theres no way you can msg me an email or anything ?  i dont wanna have to post my dirty text for all to see
<johnnyboy22> Affleck rules
<JoeC> Ben was good. Casey shined.
<conorama> you people are going to have the time of your lives at the marriot, damn i'm jealous
<`Banky> just like Christ :)
<Brad>  Shakespeare In Love is excellent!
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<johnnyboy22> it was!!!
<Chris> Rushmore was brilliant.
<johnnyboy22> Brad you rule!!!
<Brad>  Rushmore is EXCELLENT - See it!
<Slosh> So what about Preacher?  How's that going along?
<johnnyboy22> Rusmore rocked
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<lopan5> NOT AS GOOD AS SAVING PRIVATE RYAN THOUGH
<Adrock___> rushmore is awesome
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<Nastard> rushmore was pretty good
<Cereal_Killer> Rushmore was great
<Alex302> Man, that sounds like alot of fun being at the same hotel with all the askew fans
<Dogma99> witch is better, rushmore or dogma?
<Mallrat> Preacher is Excellent!!!!
<johnnyboy22> Brad or Chris didnt bill murray deserve an academy award for his perfomance in Rusmore???
<loot> I Loved it too, I wrote a Review for it for the local paper (thats where i work) and i was like "RUSHMORE IS THE BOMB"
<lopan5> COME ON! SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES!
<monkeybastard> I loved Rushmore
<juice> Mystery men will be the second best film of '99 behing Dogma mark my words
<conorama> smalls??  you going to the stash??
<lopan5> WOOPS! MY FAULT!
<juice> Mystery Men
<barker21> Chris& Bard do you think Kevin may make another appearance at the Pittsburgh Comic-con. I think he was only their last due to conveince
<juice> Mystery Men
<Randal> Hey Brad, I've got Shakespear in Love on my hard drive, but it's a .cue file, and won't convert to ISO to burn onto CD.
<Horts> Dogma: You should be banned for even askin that questioN!
<juice> Mystery Men
<Chris> Bill Murray was great, but the film coming out so late in the year might of hurt his chances
<`Banky> What aboot Episode I?
<Smalls> Nah, sadly I can't. I'm just checkin out this chat, anyways.
<loot> When Dogma comes out, I will definately request to review it for the paper, would you guys be interested in me sending you the review (i know this wont happen for along time)
<Brad>  So, which of you folks are planning on coming in Friday night, or staying Saturday (of those of you coming in this weekend).
<johnnyboy22> i wish i could be there
<Brad>  Randal: Mail me about that later, I may have a program to help with that.
<johnnyboy22> i have school
<conorama> darn.  i wanted your autograph too
<loot> I wish, I live in Atlanta
<davwir> I wish I could stay that weekend!
<juice> Lets hope the Weinstein brothers at Miramax don't rope Kevin Smith into directing a Master P movie
<Smalls> haha. thank you, I think.
<Dogma99> I have school, but screw it, Im goin to JERSEY!
<Brad>  Gramp: You coming in this weekend?
<Adrock___> Im coming in friday stayinbg through monday!
<Randal> Brad: Schweet.
<johnnyboy22> how can i get a kevin smith autograph, brad or chris???
<monkeybastard> SPR was kind of over rated
<Slosh> I'd be at the gala, 'cept I'm on the WRONG COAST!  That sucks!
<lopan5> ANYONE INTERESTED IN A SCRIPT ABOUT NEW JERSEY HIGH SCHOOLS?
<Zeebadaboodee> I'm around the whole weekend
<JoeC> I'm coming and going Saturday. Day trip.
<Chris> Johnnyboy:Order something from the Stash if you can't get there in person
<Cereal_Killer> It absolutly sucks that I live a half hour away from Redbank, have no tickets, and have to work the day of the gala!!!
<Adrock___> JOHNNYBOY!!!Order shit from the stach
<conorama> day tripping here too
<Mallrat> I'll Be there Friday and Saturday night!!!!
<loot> Brad Chris : Is Dogma going to be Kevin's best Film??
<lopan5> YEP
<HomerGator> Sobbing quietly, hoping for a kind soul to buy a plane ticket for moi to see the stash.  J/K
<johnnyboy22> how do you get an autograph that way??
<Brad>  Or better yet, who wants to DRINK this weekend???
<loot> lopan5 : sure! i want your script
<Slosh> Man, I sure could use a Banky hat!
<conorama> down with the caps
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<`Banky> Brad: The Drinking game?
<Alex302> Brad and Chris - i'm friggin jealous of you and all those going to the stash, I hope the info you'll have on the stash will be good for us not going
<Brad>  Free admission to our hotel room for whomever shows up with booze. :)
<Cereal_Killer> I wanna Drink dammit!!!
<lopan5> uh huh . . .
<Brad>  Chicks free, of course.
<Dogma99> No, the snoogans hat
<Brad>  hehehe...
<Adrock___> BRAD r you staying through sunday r monday?
<MrSONORA> WHERE DO YOU GUYS DO THIS LIVE CHAT FROM?
<Horts> Brad: I do!  But i'll be doin it in Nova Scotia
<conorama> oooo....lets play the drinking games
<HomerGator> LOL
<davwir> I want the figures..autographed!
<Chris> Alex:We'll have a full recap ASAP afer the Gala
<Adrock___> ?
<juice> Anyone interested in a comedy script I wrote about a guy who works at a 7-11 and writes a movie script about guys that work at 7-11 and becomes the best director in Hollywood?
<johnnyboy22> how did you get the autograph??
<Randal> If I had known the gala was going to be moved to this weekend earlier, I would have flown up so I could celebrate my B-day in Red Bank
<`Banky> I want the Banky hat...but in less gay colors..I'd get beat up at school for wearing those colors
<Alex302> Thanks!!!!!
* isobel returned, back:P [9mins 41secs]
<HomerGator> Brad and Chris figures, complete with mini computers and exploding heads from dumb chat questions ar eon my christmas list.
<conorama> johny,, eberything comes autographed
<Brad>  Chris and I aren't sure what days we'll be there, we MAY come in Friday or very early Saturday!
<lopan5> THAT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT!!!
<Brad>  Most likely Friday nite though and all weekend until Sunday!
<Horts> Banky: Yeah, the hat he wore in Amy was way better
<Slosh> You guys have been great!  I gotsta go, though.  SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!
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<Mallrat> What is your room.  If I'm not gettin into your shit to much?
<johnnyboy22> Everything comes autographed???
<Dogma99> Yea, Brad: Van we get better banky hat colors
<juice> I think Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are secretly gay lovers
<Brad>  By the way, EVERYONE SEND US PICS OF THE GALA & THE TOUR SITES!
<Chris> That reminds me, if anyone can take pictures at the Gala, please e-mail them to us to use on a full recap.
<lopan5> LOOT: WHAT'S IT TO YA'?
<Brad>  We'll use the best for the recap. :0
<conorama> uh-huh
<`Banky> what color was it in Amy?
<Brad>  Hey, Chris!
<JoeC> Brad/Chris...you gonna do a tour memories page so we can send you accounts of our VA Experience?
<barker21> Juice John Pierson makes a point about your kind script check it out
<Brad>  Stop stepping on my lines man!
<Brad>  Hehehe...
<juice> What Barker?
<Chris> JoeC: SURE!
<JoeC> Word.
<Adrock___> HEY BRAD did that autodesk thing ever happen?
<Adrock___> ?
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<Smalls> However, if anyone wants to yell "This event is less because Smalls isn't here" while in the Stash... it WOULD be greatly appreciated. I wanted to send a few friends shirts with pictures of me on them... but I'm broke. haha
<Sylentscott> BradChris, you guys arent takin pics?
<HomerGator> Hey CHris and Brad, when I go to the UCF lecture, do you want pictures sent back for the webpage?
<Brad>  We don't have a room number, but if I can get my laptop working, we'll post our room number on News Askew after checkin Friday nite.
<johnnyboy22> hey brad or chris can you give me something free???
<juice> What point are you talking about?
<Cereal_Killer> Do you guys think that I can get good pics with just people hanging around outside? I'm sure the gala would spill intot he streets
<Brad>  Smalls: Surrrrre.
<Alex302> Brad and Chris - you guys should get pics of askew boarders to put on the site...
<Smalls> hahaha
<juice> Barker what are you talking about?
<Chris> Gonna miss ya Smalls. I'll drink a few in your honor.
<conorama> But!!  finally, there'll be something smalls DOENS"T know about
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<Brad>  Actually, everyone in the channel at 10 is eligible to win the 1 little prize tonite we've got...The signed Oni Double #1.
<HomerGator> You're killing me ehre smalls.  LOL
<barker21> Lagging give me a sec.
<`Banky> Chris drink some in my honour too, I'm too young to drink
<Chris> You send us pics, we'll use them all!
<Dogma99> Brad, Chris: I wrote a script, anyway I cvan send it to View Askew?
<johnnyboy22> oh come on Brad show it this way :)
<Smalls> Oh, I'll know... I gots spies everywhere.
<Sylentscott> how are you goiung about givin that away????
<Brad>  Dogma99: Unfortunately, no. They throw them away. :)
* JoeC will take many pics.
<juice> Ben Stiller should be in a Kevin Smith movie
<Alex302> Doh!!!!!! I'm leavin right now
<Dogma99> DAMNIT!
<Brad>  Random drawing from all the names in the channel at 10.
<lopan5> NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING! YOU JUST DON'T TURN IT OFF!
<johnnyboy22> man i never win anything
<Alex302> I gotta work :-(
<HomerGator> WHen I click on 1, I got a new window, did I break something?
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> Hey, how come I have to go to New York to catch "New Jersey" flicks like Happiness?  ;)
<Smalls> Ben Stiller should be killed and his entrails feasted upon by ravens.
<SilentRoss> is there any new pictures of Dogma around, other than Noman?
<lopan5> guess what that was in
<Dogma99>  rad, Chris:Anywya anyone will look at it?
<conorama> lighten up on the caps
<Brad>  Wow, this lost tombs show is fascinating, huh. Gotta love the live TV.
<Chris> Stiller will never happen. Kevin doesn't linke him bery much.
<Cereal_Killer> In fact the Gala should turn into Mardigras In Redbank!!!
<monkeybastard> i'm gonna be at the east lansing film fest when vince is there. Brad, chris, you want me to send some pics?
<monkeybastard> I think that kevin dissaproves of ben stiller
<lopan5> what ever happened to the Noman pics?
<Randal> I don't blame him
<juice> So how did Kevin and Joey break up? And why is she going out with that loser Vince Vaughn?
<MrSONORA> HEY MAYBE  KEV SHOULD WRITE A SPCRPT ABOUT TWO GUYS BY THE NAMES CHRIS&BRAD AND THERE LITTLE ADVENTURES IN THE  CHATS!
<loot> CHRIS BRAD: if i directed/wrote a commercial, and I watned Kevin to go about seeing it, just cause I think he would like it (not for attention or anything), and I can get it digitized, what would be the best way to get it to him?
<johnnyboy22> does Kevin no Tarintino???
<Alex302> I'm out guys....thanks for the chat B & C
<`Banky> what about Joe Peschi, everyone loves him
<Sylentscott> Damn I am miising that Brad...is it Cool or wha t man?
<Dogma99> CHRIS:CAN I GET AN GOOD DIRECTOR TO LOOK AT MY SCRIPT?
<conorama> tarantino and kev are plas
<`Banky> he's the dude from Home Alone
<conorama> pals. duh-oh
<Brad>  MrSonora: you're frightening me.
<Chris> LOPAN: The Noman pics are still on the cast page. Just click Ethan's head.
<lopan5> COOL
<Brad>  loot: Send Kev a tape if you have something. He'll watch it probably.
<lopan5> THANKS
<MrSONORA> I KNOW
<Smalls> While in Red Bank, you will all discover that there's a chicken chain called "Cluck-U Chicken". This will give you a better context for why the Skewniverse is so weird.
<Brad>  Bye Alex! Thanks!
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<lopan5> LOOK, ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING ABOUT IT THE WRONG WAY
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : cool thanks
<Nastard> well ill say this... you guys know your html.  but its really bothering me that this server is running on a windows box
<Sylentscott> if we send somethin to Kevin do we just send it to the Stash????
<juice> If anyone has "Rush Hour" on DVD, Bret Ratner, the director describes before his short film how he became a director its really good
<`Banky> Brad & Chris are gonna be famous, theey're extras in the Dog :)
<Dogma99> BRAD:CAN I GET ANYONE TO LOOK AT MY SCRIPT? PLEEZ!?
<johnnyboy22> does Smith know Tarentino or Oliver Stone, Brad or Chris?????
<loot> Nastard : word to that!!! macs rock
<Cereal_Killer> Cluck U is a Jersey Mainstay
<Brad>  We run News Askew as cheaply as we can, since we're out of pocket on the sucker.
<HomerGator> Smalls, that chain is in OHIO too
<HomerGator> I went to OSU my frosh year and it was right next to my dorm
<conorama> kevin and quentin are friends
<loot> DOGMA99 : ILL READ your Script!
<juice> Does Kevin Smith know Spielberg?
<MykP> How do you get to be an extra?
<Brad>  Yeah, our famous 5 second fake talking walk through the airport. Ah yes. :)
<Nastard> linux is free :)
<juice> Spielberg is god
<Zeebadaboodee> an extra for what?
<Sylentscott> just run some banners BradChris we wouldnt mind if it helps you guys out man!!
<Dogma99> I NEED A DIRECTOR TO LOOK AT IT!
<Chris> Smith has met Tarantino before. I can't remeber anything else.
<lopan5> CHRIS/BRAD: IF I SENT A COPY OF A MOVIE I MADE TO YOU GUYS (RE: THIS IS A FEATURE LENGTH FILM, NOT A SHORT FLICK) DO YOU THINK YOU COULS GET KEV TO VIEW IT?
<`Banky> Dogma, go indie?
<juice> Does Kevin Smith know Master P???
<johnnyboy22> they should work together
<Smalls> Dogma, Lopan... I do believe that you overestimate Brad and Chris's pull... they are but humble reporters. :)
<MrSONORA> WELL THIS TURNED INTO A SPRCIPT  SELL OUT ALL OF THE SUDDEN!
<Chris> Lopan:Sorry, Kevin doesn't do stuff like that
<conorama> stop screaming
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : Start turning tricks on the streets, you know baggies of oregano to jr high schoolers, etc.... quick dough  :)
<JoeC> Please cut the caps, Sonora, Dogman and Lapan.
<lopan5> JUST ASKING
<Brad>  Speak for yourself, Smalls! We control the tides, too. :)
<HomerGator> GUys, this is for questions about smith, not about trying to sell your scri[pt or movie.
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<barker21> Chris I have a Business Q&A for you.
<lopan5> WHAT IF I SENT IT AS A GIFT?
<monkeybastard> amen to that
<Horts> Brad & Chris: You guys know if you made the final cut?
<johnnyboy22> Brad or Chris, do you think Dogma could really win Kevin an Oscar??????
<Dogma99> I'm sure Brian O Halloran will look at my script
<lopan5> JUST FOR FUN?
<Sylentscott> BradChris why dont you put up some banners to help you out???~~~~~~~~`
<barker21> Check it!
<HomerGator> LOL
<juice> Does Kevin know Ron Jeremy?
<loot> because banners suck cock
<Smalls> I just find it odd that on a publicly announced chatroom, people assumed they could peddle their pages and get their break. 
<JoeC> I can't wait to see who my tour guide will be.
<Chris> Final cut? I hope so. I'll find out this weekend
<JoeC> I wonder who'll be better.
<Nastard> "does kevin know tu-pac?"  "is kevin actually the second coming of christ?"  "will kevin run for president in 2000?"
<`Banky> does Kev know Weird Al Yankovic? :)
<HomerGator> Dogma, just dress up as a pizza delivery man, bring a pizza to Kevin's room for the stash gathering, and put your script inside.
<Dogma99> Yes!
<lopan5> WHAT IF I SENT IT AS A GIFT?
<lopan5> JUST FOR FUN?
<monkeybastard> i'm sorrt, but kevin will never win an oscar, due to the fact of his material and the oscar mentality
<Brad>  Scott: We're doing okay paying for the site ourselves right now. Banners really ruin a site. We MAY hafta do that some day though. I'd love if we could just get paid to do it and sites like it for a living. :)
<lopan5> THEN YOU THINK HE'D VIEW IT?
<johnnyboy22> Brad or Chris i may sound dumb but have you guys ever been in a Smith film???
<conorama> NO< GODDAMN IT
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<juice> Kevin will never read a script of someone unimportant
<MykP> How do you get to be an extra?
<`Banky> I wish I knew Weird Al
<Brad>  JohnnyBoy: We're in Dogma, and Big Helium Dog. :)
<Smalls> They're briefly in Dogma, John.
<MrSONORA> IS MIRAMAX STILL WORRY ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY DOGMA IS GONNA PULL IN?
<lopan5> Hey, just askin', that's all
<Zeebadaboodee> an extra to what???
<COREY> when exactly does DOGMA come out
<HomerGator> LOL Jucie.
<Sylentscott> That would be great!....you should ask Kevin to support the page...you guys work hard on it...
<johnnyboy22> what is Big Helium Dog
<Dogma99> He'll read mine, his #1 fans
<juice> I wish I could have sex with Joey Lauren Adams
<lopan5> DOGMA WILL MAKE A LOT
<Randal> Brad and Chris:  Hey for your info, Charlotte, NC has the biggest growth for IT jobs.
<loot> 37!
<conorama> hey, was it vin's rear by the pinball machine in 'amy'??
<`Banky> pleeez no cApS
<lopan5> I'LL SEE IT 20 TIMES IF I HAVE TO
<HomerGator> Miramax should stop worrying, they've got so many fna bases covered in dogma, it isn't even funy.
<SilentRoss> what other sites do you keep, if any?
<lopan5> WITH A CROWD OF FIFTY
<johnnyboy22> What is Helium Dog?
<Brad>  Randal: Good, find me one! I wanna move down there. Seriously. :)
<Smalls> The controversy potential is a far more reaching concern
<Cereal_Killer> Any DVD info on Big Helium Dog and A Better Place? Release Dates?
<Nastard> seattle has alot of it jobs as well
<juice> What is A Better Place?
<Smalls> BHD is still shooting for a theater release
<Brad>  Dogma's a FANTASTIC film, it delivers the goods. With the cast ALONE it'll make a ton.
<HomerGator> YOu've got the matt and ben fan club (girls, 13-22), the Chris ROck fan clubs, the ASKEW fan clubs, and even the Salma Hayek fans.
<JoeC> Well, it's not as bad as Max's "Priest".
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<johnnyboy22> what is Helium Dog?
<Brad>  I hope Miramax releases the sucker wide. Hell, Faculty got wide release and it blew.
<Chris> SilentRoss: We used to run the origianl Red-6 Memorial Page years ago...Now just Newsaskew
<Mallrat> I Think you and Brad deserve to beable to do this for a living
<Randal> Brad: Just come down, everyone is looking for help and can't find it.
<Sylentscott> WHere do you Rank Dogma along with the others TRUTHFULLY..""""""""""""""""""""""""""
<Dogma99> Hey Brad: Im comin down to the galla, then me u and Jason Mewes can talk about my acting career and smoke a bowl!
<Brad>  ABP is Vincent Pereira's excellent film debut, arriving on DVD this summer.
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<conorama> and then they re-released the fauculty
<Horts> Salma Hayek..yummy!
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<SilentRoss> thanks
<Brad>  Mallrat: Thank ye.
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : the south is much more laid back, i agree, I live in Atlanta, and up north like NY they have like 6 foot poles up their asses
<MrSONORA> ITS GOT MY VOTE FOR BEST COMEDY
<johnnyboy22> what is Helium Dog, brad or chris??????
<juice> Is Kevin Smith directing anymore Nike commericials?
<Brad>  Dogma99: I'll take a beer, no doobage for me, thanks. :)
<Ron_M> there is a LOT of garbage that gets release wide...
<Smalls> BHD is Lynch's film.
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : Faculty wasnt that bad, but you have to Admit Robert Rodriguez is THE JOHN WOO OF AMERICA
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<Chris> Juice:No more Nike commericals are planned
<conorama> brian lynch's big helium dog
<HomerGator> Is A Better Place on video now?  Like at Blockbuster, or at least BIG CHOICE VIDEO?
<Dogma99> lol, just messin
<lopan5> WHAT IS IT WITH THIS SUMMER SHIT?!
<COREY> when
<zlog> ---->brad: faculty kicked ass :)
<`Banky> Is there a way to download the Nike commercials?
<lopan5> TELL US THE DATES! WE KNOW YOU KNOW!
<JoeC> I thought John Woo was John Woo for america.
<Dogma99> BIG CHOICE!!!
<johnnyboy22> What is Helium Dog Chris or Brad????
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<MykP> How do you get to be an extra?
<Smalls> Big Choice went broke years ago.
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<loot> John WOo's American shit kinda sucks
<Nastard> the movie has been filmed, you cant exactly be an extra now
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<Brad>  Faculty stole blatantly from Body Snatchers (how original) and Carpenter's The Thing...BLASPHEMY!
<HomerGator> I know.  I was joking smalls.
<Smalls> :)
<juice> Robert Rodriguez is the John Woo of Mexico. Richard Donner is the John Woo of America
<loot> Nothing like Hard Boiled, The Killer, etc...
<lopan5> WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH MARIMAX?! GIVE A FUCKIN' RELEASE DATE!
<Chris> MykP: Run a fansite for free. ;)
<conorama> stop with the fuckin caps
<Zeebadaboodee> BRAD & CHRIS, someone on the web board stated they saw the one-sheet for Dogma, have you heard about it yet?
<lopan5> DONNER KICKS ASS!
<Brad>  Barker: I believe so, though am I uncertain..Sorry.
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> John Woo's foreign shit kinda sucks...
<lopan5> GOONIES!!!!!!
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : Yes, but waht about the directing!!! Robert Rodriguez is the bomb
<johnnyboy22> What is Heluim Dog chris or brad?????????
<lopan5> GOONIES!!!!!!
<Dogma99> Hey Chris:Any chance I can be an extra in one of the movies?
<Nastard> i dont get it, its in the can... why push it back and make us wait ?
<Ron_M> the only thing worse than the Faculty is the natural disaster flicks... thank God that trend came to an end...
<Brad>  There have been fan-made one sheets, but no official one sheet yet. :)
<Chris> Yes, Goonies is cool, but Dick Donner is a hack.
<juice> Richard Donner--Lethal Weapon
<`Banky> Goonies? Someone once told me i looked like the chubby kid in that movie
<COREY> gfggrgr
<Horts> Chris & Brad, any idea when we are gonna get to see Drawing Flies on video or DVD?
<JoeC> Because Max wants it to make as much of a splash as possible.
<Cereal_Killer> No one in America is close to John woo
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<HomerGator> Brad and Chris, is it true that there is more than one version of the DOGMA script floating around for sale?
<MrSONORA> IS KEVIN PLANNING TO WORK WITH ROBERT RODRIGUEZ  IN THE FUTURE?
<Brad>  Dick Donner! HAHAHA! I think Hell would be a back to back continuous nonstop marathon of Assassins followed by Conspiracy Theory. :)
<lopan5> BUT GOONIES KICKS ASS!
<juice> Richard Donner--Die Hard
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<Smalls> Helium Dog is a comedy that Kevin executive produced and co-starred in... HUBER made it.
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<Brad>  homerGator: I think only the second draft is out there mostly.
<Cereal_Killer> John McTiernan--DIE HARD
<lopan5> THAT WAS JOHN MCTIERNAN FOR DIE HARD
<juice> Richard Donner---Scrooged
<Zeebadaboodee> Kevin has stated he may work with Robert Rodriguez on a super hero script
<Brad>  Goonies, needless to say, rocks. :)
<Chris> Horts:There's no real plans to relase Drawing Flies in the near future. I hope so tho. Fine flick.
<SilentRoss> Hey guys, good talking to ya, its 2.35am and i'm off to bed!
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : Have you seen "Bottle Rocket"? what did you think of that?
<HomerGator> There's the one from the website, drew's website, and someone on EBAY clamied to ahve a different version.
<johnnyboy22> What is Helium Dog brad and chris????????
<Dogma99> Chris: Any chance I can be in one of Kev's movies?
<Ron_M> Goonies does rock... Sloth love Chunk...
<Horts> Man, I wanna see that movie...some day
<Brad>  Chris told me not to see Bottle Rocket, but now he says I should.
<MrSONORA> RODRIGUEZ COULD DIRECT ANY SCREENPLAY KEV MAKES
<monkeybastard> bottle rocket was awesome
<HomerGator> Baby Ruth?
<juice> McTiernan is the John Woo of America than I don't give a fuck
<Nastard> any plans for a george lucas/kevin smith/trey parker project any time soon ? :)
<MykP> I wish the Bottle Rocket DVD had the short on it.
<Cereal_Killer> Loot- Are you Wes Anderson or Luke/Owen Wilson?
<conorama> THE CHANCE FOR EXTRA"S IS OVER< AND BIG HELUIM DOG IS BRIAN LYNCH'S MOVIE!!
<Zeebadaboodee> B & C : someone on the web board mentioned seeing the Dogma one-sheet, have you heard about it yet
<juice> Has anyone seen Rush Hour?
<Chris> Dogma99: Wait till the next movie before asking to be an extra
<monkeybastard> so do I
<lopan5> DATA: THE OCTOPUS WAS VERY SCARY!
<Smalls> Any more news on Tail Lights Fade come down the pike?
<loot> BRAD CHRIS: What did you think of "Pi"?
<HomerGator> Hey, Nastard, add Matt Groening, for cynicism.
* `Banky doesn't want to be in a Kev flick yet, he just wants to be old enough to see Dogma
<lopan5> DATA: GIANT SUSHI!
<johnnyboy22> Pi rules
<Brad>  Zeebadaboodee: It's just a fan made one-sheet, if you look into our Archives a couple weeks back it's there. :)
<Dogma99> DAMIT AGAIN!
<monkeybastard> Pi was awesome
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<Sylentscott> Are there any other SCRIPTS KEVIN is interedsted inWriting, and also isnt the news on SPIDERMAN great....Jason LEee woul;d  make a great Spidey!!!!!!!!!!!____+_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
<juice> Rush Hour was the best movie of '98
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<johnnyboy22> BRad or chris what is Helium Dog???
<lopan5> WHO HERE WPULD LIKE TO SEE GOONIES ON A SPECIAL EDITION DVD?
<Brad>  Pi was actually pretty cool. Very different.
<kitana37> My girlfriend could've been an extra in MALLRATS, but she chickened out
<kitana37> Me
<Zeebadaboodee> I know, but this one was a seemingly real sighting at the Miramax office
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<Ron_M> Goonies, special DVD - count me in...
<juice> Will Smith would make a good Spiderman and then Gina Gersho could be Mary Jane
<monkeybastard> The DVD is really cool
<Chris> Pi was interesting, but the whole conspiracy plot seemed like it was thrown in at the last second.
<Horts> Banky, If ya come down to Halifax i'll get you into see Dogma
<Cereal_Killer> Any Thoughts on SIX STRING SAMURAI?
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> Pi was kinda like Eraserhead or Tetsuo, minus the sex and violence.
<Brad>  Smalls: Our TLF news dried up...Sorry to say. I wanted to hear more about Denise. :)
<Dogma99> ANd I could be hobgoblin!
<HomerGator> Coming off as an jerk, but, what is a ONE SHEET?
<Brad>  Affleck for Spidey!
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : Do you know what kind of music/bands Kevin Likes???
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<Cereal_Killer> Pi was a thinking man's Tetsuo
<Zeebadaboodee> One sheet equals poster
<`Banky> Horts, nah man I'm a poor French Canadian jobless 16 year old
<johnnyboy22> What is Helium Dog??????????????????????/
<conorama> i really like matty for daredevil
<Brad>  Haven't seen Six String Yet...Someone send us a copy! :)
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<Sylentscott> Ben is way to Busy for that though doncha think????
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<johnnyboy22> who is the best Spidey villian in your guys opinon
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<johnnyboy22> i say Venom
<MrSONORA> DAMON FOR DAREDEVIL1111
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> Wasn't "The thinking man's Tetsuo" on the poster?
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> Or the video box, or something?
<lopan5> KEV SHOULD DO THE GOONIES SEQUAL
<Horts> Banky, just buggin ya...are you in Quebec?
<Cereal_Killer> SIX STRING just hit DVD last week
<Nastard> carnage
<juice> SPIDERMAN CASTING: Will Smith-Spder-Man, John Malkovick--Dr. Octopus, Gina Gershon--Mary Jane
<JoeC> Green Goblin
<Brad>  Actually, I read Cameron's treatmet for Spidey. it's good. And OBVIOUSLy written for DiCaprio.
<`Banky> Ontario
<HomerGator> I'd give Pi a 4.13 out of 10
<HomerGator> Banky, are you too young to remember FIFTEEN, fimled in your home country?
<Sylentscott> Too bad Roy Orbison is dead or he would have mad a perfect DOC OC
<Zeebadaboodee> helium dog is Byran Lynch's flick
<Dogma99> big Helium Dog?
<Ron_M> please say you're lying about the Leonardo deal...
<Nastard> id give pi a 3.14 (har)
<juice> DiCaprio is too small to play Spiderman
<lopan5> WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PICK UP THE TREATMENT FOR SPIDERMAN?
<Brad>  Cereal: It did? Man I'm behind. :)
<Dogma99> Chris: What is a Big Helium Dog?
<juice> Ben Affleck would play a kick ass Spider-man
<Cereal_Killer> Yeah, but webs from inside his wrists? C'Mon!!
<Brad>  I think a News Askew fan kindly sent it our way. :)
<Sylentscott> DicApRiO is a COCKSMOKER!!!
<HomerGator> Dicaprio?  THought you said psider man, not SpiderKID.
<kitana37> Who here is going to die if Devlin/Emmerich make SPIDERMAN?
<Brad>  We love free stuff!
<JoeC> Well, Sony has the rights and Cameron is working for MGM.
<lopan5> WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PICK UP THE TREATMENT FOR SPIDERMAN?
<Dogma99> Decaprio is a noonch
<Brad>  Cocksmoker: eheheh
<Zeebadaboodee> I read the Spiderman treatment on the Dark Horizons web site
<`Banky> Why didn't they just cut all the crap out of the 3 hour Titanic?
<Randal> DiCaprio!!!!!!  That waif would get his ass kicked, no one would buy him as the Web Slinger.
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> DiCaprio's a good actor...  I loved Quick & the Dead, and liked him in Marvin's Room, What's Eating..., and even Man in the Iron Mask
<monkeybastard> Devlin/Emmerich are assholes
<Sylentscott> hey can you make the treatment available for DL BRADCHRIS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<juice> Only if Devlin/Emmerich do Spider-Man as well as they did Godzilla
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : where can I get a 3rd nipple like in mallrats? I want to wear it to school
<kitana37> And Devlin/Emmerich will make it if it goes to SONY
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<MrSONORA> KEV SHOULD GET THE RIGHTS TO DO A DAREDEVIL SCREENPLAY!
<Cereal_Killer> Yeah, it's got 2 videos on it, on Commentary, excellent tranfer though, it'll set you back 30 greenbacks though
<Brad>  Loot: Where will you wear it? :)
<HomerGator> Agreed Banky...too bad Kevin couldn't wait to make DOGMA when he had the pull of CAMERON.
<Dogma99> BRAD:WHAT IS A HELIUM DOG?
<Randal> Loot:: Buy some bubble gum and chew it to look like a nipple.
<Cereal_Killer> that was no Commentary, soory
<Horts> loot, buy a piece of gum
<johnnyboy22> Brad or Chris will Kevin win an oscar soon????????/
<Smalls> All I can say is... Cameron can write the treatment all he wants, just please, please, please farm out the dialogue to someone who knows what people sound like. That's all I ask.
<loot> SCHOOL!
<Brad>  Cereal: I hear the flick's good. I'll hafta check it out on VHS first.
<`Banky> k, my Question, was the third nipple candy or RuBBer?
<Nastard> actually i thought cameron did a greta job with titanic
<HomerGator> PLENTY could have been cut and not missed in titanic, like that subplot of the leonardo winslet love story
<Brad>  By the way, speaking of indy DVDs, Cube was an interesting watch.
<juice> How is Wild Wild West going to have Will Smith as the star? Wasn't the original guy white?
<HomerGator> CANDY
<JoeC> "Just your friendly neighborhood *king of the world!!!*"
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : Me and my 3rd nipple will get up on the tables and dance around, letting all of the girls rub it...I may even get it pierced !!
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<Chris> I seriously think Affleck could get a nod for Dogma next spring
<Cereal_Killer> Cube was Excellent as well
<lopan5> THE ILLUSTRATED SCRIPT FOR TITANIC KICKS ASS
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<juice> Titanic sucked ass
<HomerGator> Juice, that shows your open minded thinking...LOL
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<Chris> Cube was awesome
<lopan5> THEY HAVE PICTURES OF THE CUT LOVEJOY/JACK FIGHT SCENE!
<MykP> Kevin won't win an oscar; Golden globe is possible
<monkeybastard> Cube was pretty wierd. interesting though
<juice> TITANIC REALLY SUCKED
<Sylentscott> Camerons Treatmen....CAN I SEE IT!!!!!!!!! BRAd.....ChRiS....??????/???????????????///
<juice> TITANIC WAS A PIECE OF SHIT
<MrSONORA> HOW DID DAMON DO AS THE OTHER ANGEL/
<Ron_M> one of five people who hasn't seen titanic...
<Brad>  Kev says he sees Damon or Affleck getting Dogma Oscar nods. There's a really great showcase scene in the flick for their acting talents, too. Great stuff.
<monkeybastard> Cameron's a self-absorbed asshole
<juice> TITANIC DID NOT DESERVE THE OSCAR, LA CONFIDENTIAL DID
<Smalls> "Peter...." "Mary Jane..." "Peter..." "Mary Jane..." "PETE!" "MARY!" "Wanna fuck in an old car?" "Sure." <---- that's one of my nightmare scenarios.
<`Banky> Titanic was OK, not as cool as i expected....it's all them screaming preteens that blew it out of proportions
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<HomerGator> So if I wait 20 more minutes?  Till 10:00, I might win a comic?  LOL
<Chris> Sylent:E-mail us about it
<Brad>  LA Confidential: YEAH! Gets better every time I watch it.
<Ron_M> brad, great news... cannot wait to see it...
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<Sylentscott> Cool thanks
<johnnyboy22> i want kevin to win an oscar!!
<johnnyboy22> also
<Dogma99> SNOOGANS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT HELIUM DOG???
<conorama> i don't
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<juice> HEY
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : How Controversial will DOGMA be?
<Brad>  HomerGator: yeah, thrilling huh?
<lopan5> THE DVD FOR LA CONFIDENTIAL KICKS MAJOR ASS
<Cereal_Killer> Did you guys see The Blair Witch Project? You seem to be up on Independent films?
<ChldsPlay> la confidential sucked
<HomerGator> Maybe this was answered earlier, but I didn't see, is A BETTER PLACE ON VHS VIDEO NOW, RENTABLE?
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<johnnyboy22> Brad or Chris could you tell Kevin that Chasing AMy changed me for the better?
<juice> divx sucks!
<juice> DIVX SUCKS
<Sylentscott> Hey!!! BrAd ChRiS.....Will Kevin Remeber us all when he is The Biggest SHIT in HJollyWood man??????!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
<juice> DIVX SUCKS!
<johnnyboy22> it taught me a lot
<johnnyboy22> it rules
<Brad>  Cereal: We were actually just begging for a copy of Blair Witch last update. We GOTTA see it. :)
<Ron_M> haven't seen Blair Witch yet... any news on when and where i could?...
<kitana37> DIVX DUCKS
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<Chris> There'll be a full-blown shit-storm when the flick hits the theaters. The Catholic church wil lHATE it.
<Brad>  Kevin will never forget us net people. :)
<`Banky> It should be so contreversial that my super religious parents will bitch for me not too see it
<juice> DIVX BLOWS
<Ron_M> DIVX does suck
<Dogma99> Yes!!
<juice> Who though of Divx some money grubbing bastard?
<lopan5> BUT DOGMA IS, IN A WAY, PRO-RELIGION
<Brad>  Barker: Sure! Why the heck not?
<lopan5> IT ENVOKES GOD
<kitana37> Whatever happened to the AMY DIVX?
<johnnyboy22> will Kevin be making any online apearances???
<Sylentscott> We are his children and he should neve forgt us1
<Cereal_Killer> I'm begging for a copy of Blair Witch myself. I crapped myself watching the "confessional scene"
<Dogma99> Is Dogma the best of smith's films?
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<Chris> Lopan:Yes it is, but the old chuech won't see it that way
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : Will be as Big of a shit storm as "The Last Temptation of Christ"?
<monkeybastard> there are sights for DIVX bashing
<juice> It sucks that half of Miramax's movies are on Divx
<Brad>  I recall one bit of Dialogue in Dogma that actually had us both chucking and cringing at the same time, it was pretty controversial. Kevin giggled. :)
<HomerGator> I think you guys should hand out prizes of the Mallrats cards, especially the stink palm, and make it AUTHENTIC< if ya know what I mean.
<hbeam> Been watching the UCONN game...what's up for Stash Stuff on Saturday?
<Dogma99> I vote for Clerks, no one can beat Dante
<conorama> johnnyboy22, www.viewaskew.com, expand your horizons, bro
<`Banky> Wait I've got it...there needs a seen with Silent Bob doing a Carrie parody
<Brad>  Cereal: Where's ya see the scene? Actually, don't elaborate, I wanna be surprised.
<juice> The Chasing Amy Divx has been discontinued because Divx blows
<johnnyboy22> Brad or Chris tell Kevin thank you for his movies they have make me think
<lopan5> YEAH, I GUESS. I MEAN, HEY, THE CHURCH DID SELL OUT INDULGENCES, SO WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'LL THINK
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<Brad>  Johnnyboy: Sure!
<Mallrat> Cube was very good
<Chris> Loot:I think so, Temptation was serious, and Dogma takes lots of jabs at Catholicism
<Smalls> "That hair... those eyes... THOSE NAILS" killed me. I wonder if that's still in...
<juice> Whatever happened to Dana Carvey?
<johnnyboy22> im Catholic
<Randal> Brad: After seeing Dogma, how outdated is the script on the net?
<Dogma99> Hey BRAD!! What about the fat albert thing?
<johnnyboy22> but still want to see it
<Brad>  Though it's gonna be funny to see what actually made it to the final cut, since SO many lines are trimmed down.
<MrSONORA> THE MOVIE IS GONNA MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND THINK ABOUT RELIGION AND BIG COMMERCIAL COMPANIES IN A DIFFERENT WAY, THE ASKEW WAY!
<Ron_M> Brad: define SO many
<`Banky> I'm catholic...I'm at church every Sunday
<ChldsPlay> cube sucked too
<juice> Gina Gershon should play god. She's much hotter than Alanis
<salohcin> It's easy to take jabs at Catholicism :P
<johnnyboy22> will i as a catholic be affended or does he question the Church???
<banky> Any word on celebs being there on saturday
<Chris> I hope the Fat Albert scene stays in. It's really funny.
<Brad>  Randal, actually, it was pretty accurate! I didn't read the script until after we watched the flick, and it was close for sure.
<loot> BRAD CHRIS: I notice in Kevin's Movies, he thanks God at the end of them, is he religious and just a "fan of clergy molestation humor"? or is he just not religious?
<Cereal_Killer> They got a bunch of scenes on their website. I'll try to get a link for you, but yeah it's better to go in knowing as little as possible
<`Banky> Alanis is just a former Canadian pop sensation
<lopan5> KEV NEVER CUT THE NOMAN/STIP-JOINT SCENE, DID HE?
<Brad>  Gina Gershon: Love those lips.
<JoeC> He goes to church.
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<Hooper> I don't think Kevin was looking to cast the role of God as being a "hot" chick. just a chick in general.
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<Dogma99> Hey Guys: Can I join ure askew crew?
<MykP> Best religious movie (til October) : Life of Brian
<Brad>  Barker: Drop us a line! brad@newsaskew.com
<Randal> Damn!!!!  However, I don't remember the "I'm a fucking Demon!!!" line in the script.
<HomerGator> Hooper, in the script, she's mentioned as SUPERMODEL BEAUTIFUL
<juice> Gina Gershon made me wanna masturbate like a rabiit in "Bound" when she was fingering Jennifer Tilly
<Brad>  I could see Noman getting cut or trimmed a bit, perhaps, if only for pacing.
<Horts> lopan, I hope not!  Mmmmmm, Salma Hayak...yum!
<hbeam> Are the groups still divided by 60...or 55 for bus room?
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<lopan5<Chris> (SINGS) ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!
<Chris> Jucie, settle down man!
<JoeC> I'm in a group of 55.
<juice> Gina Gershon
<JoeC> I can't drive with 55.
<Hooper> well, i wouldn't know, as I don't plan on ruining the movie by reading the script ahead of time
<juice> Gina Gershon
<Zeebadaboodee> 55
<Brad>  But Kevin still says he didn't cut any plot stuff outta Dogma. Just lines.
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<Brad>  Juice, you okay, buddy?
<lopan5> GOOD, THANKS
<johnnyboy22> Why so many lines being cut???
<Ron_M> good to hear...
<Dogma99> That's good
<Sylentscott> Hey Brad...Remember the Joey Adams Address i sent you...did that ever gte cleared up???????????????????????????????????????????????
<MrSONORA> HOW GOOD ARE SPECIAL FXS ON THE PIC.?
<juice> No I started thinking about Gina Gershon and I got a major hard on
<lopan5> WAS IT ACURATE ABOUT THE SERENDIPITY/NOMAN SCENE BEING RESHOT? IF SO, WHY?
<HomerGator> Juice, sharing time is OVER...NOW.
<Brad>  3 hours was just TOO long. And some of the scenes could have used some trimming just to keep the flick moving. What you see as a final cut is gonna be PACKED.
<Chris> SONORA:The version we saw had no digital effects yet.
<juice> I have to think about Anne Heche so my hard-on will go away
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<Brad>  The scene was never reshot.
<Dogma99> Good
<lopan5> COOL
<kitana37> BRAD&CHRIS: How long is Jeff Anderson in Dogma?
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<Smalls> I'm just pissed that the cartoon sequence got cut. :(
<johnnyboy22> who is the metatron or something like that???
<Horts> good call on the Anne Heche..ewwwwww
<hbeam> Rosanne Barr naked works for me...
<Brad>  Yeah, Kevin pointed out where the digital stuff was gonna be as we watched it. :)
<Sylentscott> did jeffs part get cut?
<Chris> kitana: About 5 minutes. Still a funny part tho.
<Dogma99> Yea, how long is anderson in DogmA?
<loot> BRAD CHRIS: Fat Albert is in DOgma!!!! Fat is the bomb, taken it back to 1983!
<HomerGator> Smalls, the part with filmation's batman playing?
<Brad>  Maybe even less than 5...
<conorama> was the cartoon, the hosties thing??
<`Banky> juice no no think Linda Tripp.....*shudder*
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<Brad>  Loot: Sorta. Wait and see. :)
<Dogma99> Will the orginal cast of Clerks be in Clerks 2?
<loot> BRAD CHRIS: I notice in Kevin's Movies, he thanks God at the end of them, is he religious and just a "fan of clergy molestation humor"? or is he just not religious?
<Brad>  Everyone having fun?
<`Banky> I have a Fat Albert movie, in french :)
<johnnyboy22> oh yeah
<Dogma99> HELL YES!
<juice> Anne Heche's fingers smell like tuna. Imagine her and Ellen. U actually thought Anne looked cute in Donnie Brasco to
<johnnyboy22> oh yeah
<bignick> yes
<salohcin> Is Alanis actually in the movie? or is it just her voice?
<kitana37> The hell with the theater release, when the DOGMA criterion coming out anyway
<COREY> ya
<johnnyboy22> i just want a kevin smith autograph
<Ron_M> what's the deal with the Clerks cartoon?... any more info on that?...
<Sylentscott> This is the shizz Nads!
<HomerGator> Smalls, what was the cartoon scene you referred to?
<Smalls> Fun is being had. 
<Chris> LOOT: Check the WWWBoard Summaries for your answers
<Brad>  Kitana: Tell me about it! Can't wait to hear the commentary. :)
<Hooper> exit stage left
<Smalls> The "Hosties" cereal cartoon.
<juice> When will we start seeing REAL Dogma posters?
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : how come I have never noticed Randall from Clerks in any other Kevin Smith Movies?
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<MrSONORA> HOW DID HE LIKE THE LUCAS RANCH AND BEING IN THE PLACE WHERE EPISODE 1 WAS BEING  DONE,TOO?
<loot> Chris : thanks
<HomerGator> Oh yeah...that was cut?  No...that part was FUNNY!
<Chris> LOOT: Check the WWWBoard Summaries for your answers.
<Smalls> Twas the funniest bit, in my opinion.
<Smalls> Wasn't even cut. They didn't animate it :(
<lopan5> DIDN'T JEFF ANDERSON HAVE THE SMALLEST OF CAMEOS IN MALLRATS? WASN'T HE IN THE GAME-SHOW CROWD?
<juice> I heard Alanis plays god in Star Wars Episode 1 too
<loot> Once again, thank you, I am an idiot :)
<Zeebadaboodee> The REAL Dogma poster was supposedly sighted already
<lopan5> SOMEONE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE HIM IN IT
<Dogma99> HEY BRAD:U kow anyhting else about clerks 2?
<HomerGator> It was funny smalls, but you could KNOW that it was WAY too controversial to get made.
<Smalls> Anderson and Smith weren't on good terms at the time.
<johnnyboy22> i am costanza lord of the idiots!
<Brad>  Juice: You oughtta go on the road with some of your material.
<Zeebadaboodee> someone posted today that they saw it at the Miramax International offices
<Chris> LOOT:Jeff Anderson has only been in Clerks
<HomerGator> Hey, smalls, can you draw?  YOu and I can make the animation as a short, in honor of Kevin.  LOL
<kitana37> BRAD&CHRIS: In a nutshell, what so offensive -- really -- about DOGMA?
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<Randal> He's still in Dogma right?
<juice> Was that sarcasm? I can't tell in cyberspace
<Zeebadaboodee> They said the poster looked like the "Replacemtn Killers" poster... whatever that looks like
<`Banky> I remember Alanis on that old show with the slime
<`Banky> my mom hated me watching it
<lopan5> I DO NOT WANT TO DISCLOSE THAT HERE
<Smalls> Hey, there was a time when my closing message was always some form of begging Kevin to let me be Jesus's voice. ;)
<Ron_M> Brad/Chris: any more info on the Clerks cartoon.... what's your take on that?...
<HomerGator> YOu can't do that on television.
<salohcin> 'You Can't Do that on Television.
<monkeybastard> I got's to go, bye
<lopan5> ( DON'T WANT TO RUIN PLOT POINTS )
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<HomerGator> LOLOL  SMalls, we'll do it, look up my emila and keep in touch.  LOL
<Smalls> haha
<`Banky> Hell i wasn't even allowed watching the simpsons
<kitana37> I mean, i know it is about the church...but do they come out and say "FUCK THE CATHOLIC CHURCH?"
<MrSONORA> DOES KEVIN SMOKE A LOT?
<salohcin> That show was done in Ottawa.
<Brad>  Clerks Cartoon: I think it's an interesting idea, for sure, but the question is what happens when you take away the profanity? If Kev writes it, it'll rock. :)
<juice> What happened with Kevin Smith and "Fletch 3" did he finally figure out Chevy Chase isn't funny anymore?
<johnnyboy22> Brad and Chris what is your favorite Kevin movie so far????
<Zeebadaboodee> Fletch 3 died
<Chris> I Like AMY the best so far...
<Brad>  Kitana - It's too tough to summarize, plus I'd hate to cite instances and ruin the flick for people! :)
<kitana37> "DISNEY: we own Kevin Smith's snoogan-loving ass"
<lopan5> YEAH, WHAT ABOUT FLETCH 3?
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<Dogma99> Brad, Chris;I the cast ofd clerks gonna be in clerks 2?
<hbeam> Hey Marksman....any hotel rooms still available if the weather turns to shit?
<juice> Fletch 3 sounds like a worse idea than the "Green Acres" movie Ben Stiller is doing
<Zeebadaboodee> and kevin still likes Chase
<Brad>  My fave is Dogma, actually. Amy before that.
<Chris> Flecth 3 is dead. End of sotry. Chevy Chase hasn't been funny in 15 years.
<lopan5> TOO BAD
<Sylentscott> Did Mirimax make him put it on AbC or did he Choose that Way, I would think he would want it on like HBO
<Brad>  All Kev's flicks have their classic bits though, it's a tough choice.
<johnnyboy22> i heard dirty work is funny!!!
<juice> I liked Chevy Chase before Spies Like Us
<Smalls> Some teevee shows tend to have open freelance script acceptances... I can only hope that the Clerks cartoon does too. haha
<lopan5> PROBABLY WOULD'VE BEEN GOOD TOO
<Ron_M> Brad: gotta disagree... if it was on cable, yeah, it would be cool... w/o a FULL Kevin effect, i think it will be weak
<johnnyboy22> do you guys still like mallrats???
<cereal_killer> C'mon Chevy's career has been funny for 14 years
<juice> Chevy's last good movie was "Christmas Vacation"
<johnnyboy22> i do!!
<Dogma99> All of the flix are great, u guys agree with me?
<GuessWho> Dirty Work has a few funny lines, but overall, it's garbage
<lopan5> DO YOU KNOW IF KEV EVEN PENNED A TREATMENT FOR FLETCH?
<juice> No Bill Murray's carrer has been good for 14 years
<Smalls> If you count Overnight Delivery, not all the films were great.
<Brad>  Ron: Possibly, but Kev's a good writer. Look at DareDevil.
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<Sylentscott> MALLRATS is A Great Film that gets too much SHIT!!!!
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<kitana37> How many of you would like to se Kevinwrite an x-files episode or other sci-fi (star wars excluded)
<juice> Who is funnier Chevy Chase or Bill Murray?
<Smalls> Delivery was diverting at best.
<Horts> Mallrats kicked ass
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> Hey, don't knock anyone even remotely involved in Dirty Work
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> Dirty Work is hillarious...  Norm McDonald is a comic icon
<Chris> Bill Murray.
<lopan5> BILL MURRAY!!!
<Ron_M> Brad: agreed... but, still it would be more Clerks-like on cable...
<johnnyboy22> yeah will Kevin write at Xfiles episode
<Dogma99> BRAD!!! Do you know if the clerks cast is gonna be in clerks 2?
<johnnyboy22> ???
<Zeebadaboodee> Kevin is writing a sci-fi script... sort of
<cereal_killer> Any chance Kevin could write a Ghostbuster 3 script?
<Brad>  I liked the Dirty Work. :)
<ChldsPlay> South Park needs to have Jay and SB as characters in an episode
<Adrock___> bill murray
<MrMackus> Norm MacDonald...one class act
<`Banky> Bill, I mean we need him in a new ghostbusters movie
<Adrock___> look at kingpin
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> Mmmm...  Caddyshack memories
<Brad>  Dogma99: Clerks 2? :)
<lopan5>  DOES PHIL FEEL LUCK?
<Ron_M> Juice: w/ the exception of that elephant movie w/ J. Gar....
<GuessWho> BillMurray: The Man Who KNew Too Little.... 'nuff said
<GuessWho> although i did enjoy his fascination with dead prostitutes...
<HomerGator> SMALLS, I sent you a message, check it out REAL quick please.
<HomerGator> Oops, sorry, smalls, jsut saw your repsonses...LOL
<Dogma99> yea man
<JoeC> I say if the cartoon airs after 10, you can go NYPD Blue-like with language.
<`Banky> ChldsPlay I said the same thing earlier
<`Banky> :)
<juice> Lets see Bill Murray 103489324 Chevy Chase 1
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<juice> Bill Murray is a comedy god
<GuessWho> Ghostbusters special edition DVD this summer!
<Ron_M> JoeC: not a bad idea.... that would improve a little...
<cereal_killer> Cinderella story. Cinderella story.
<Brad>  yeah, I've been waiting for the Ghostbusters DVD!
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<Dogma99> Chevy Chase is my hero! LMAO
<Ron_M> GuessWho:  when?...
<JoeC> So Randal will call Jay a "pissy little bitch".
<juice> Chevy Chase is a hack
<Chris> Anyone know if they found anything cool in the mummy's tomb yet?
<lopan5> BILL MURRAY: KINGPIN, SCROOGED, GROUNDHOG DAY, WILD THINGS . . .
<Sylentscott> BrAd ChRiS, ICQ numbers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>??????????????
<MrSONORA> CHRIS & BRAD DOES EVERYONE AT  VA  KNOW IF FUTURE FILMS ARE GONNA GET HIGHER  BUDGETS?
<juice> Garret Morris is funnier than Chevy Chase
<cereal_killer> Is the Ghosbuster DVD a Criterion Collection?
<Smalls> I think the woman stepped on a corpse, man.
<JoeC> They found a mummy. Few skeletons.
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<Chris> Garret Morris? Isn't he dead or something?
<Ron_M> Juice:   too much of a stretch...
<juice> Criterion is doing an Armageddon Special Edition
<JoeC> Yeah, she stepped on the skelton.
<`Banky> Chris noop I don't have cable TV :)
<johnnyboy22> yeah they found jay in the tomb doing it with the mummy!
<lopan5> WELL, WOOPTY DO!
<Brad>  I think that, after Dogma, Kev's gonna be a household name.
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<Dogma99> A rubber crutch is funnier than Chevy Chase.
<TheMarksman> HEY, is the Stash gonna be open on FRIDAY?  I"m rollin into town early...
<GuessWho> The hamster that got raped in Dirty Work was funnier than Chevy Chase
<lopan5> HE ALREADY IS
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<Ron_M> they found Dana Carvey's career in the tomb...
<Jess-man> whats up
<JoeC> Armageddon is about as special as Corky from "Life Goes On".
<kitana37> He'll be a name held in infamy
<GuessWho> Household name for quality or controversy?  Lewinsky is a "household name"  LOL
<Brad>  Marksman: Actually I dunno! Good question.
<lopan5> DIRTY WORK GOT FUCKED IN EDITING
<MrSONORA> WELL I THINK HE IS ALREADY
<Brad>  Awwwww, juice left.
<Smalls> Unless it gets shelved like Citizen Ruth or the Big One or Priest or so forth...
<Brad>  hehehe.
<Sylentscott> Brad Chris DO YOU hAVe ICQ!?????????
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> Hey, now...  Rubber crutches are damn funny.
<Ron_M> Brad: great call....
<Chris> No ICQ.
<lopan5> IT WAS ORIGINALLY "R" RATED, BUT THEY CUT IT TO "OG-13"
<Brad>  Scott: We do, but we only use it for area friends and stuff.
<lopan5> "PG-13"
<Sylentscott> cool
<johnnyboy22> we arent your friends :)
<TheMarksman> And who else is rollin into town early?
<Brad>  I knew someone'd say that. :)
<MykP> The Chasing Amy Laserdisc has: The Askewniverse Legend: a guide to the characters in the "New Jersey trilogy".  Is anyone familiar with it?
<Ron_M> lopan: that OG-13 rating is a bitch, isn't it... just kidding....
<lopan5> FUCKIN' A!
<Brad>  We won't get into town til about 8 PM at best. IF we come in on Friday.
<Brad>  Anyone gonna go see Kim sing?
<MrSONORA> I MEAN THE JAY AND SILENT BOB TOY SOLD LIKE CRACK IN THE GHETTO AT THE MALL HERE IN TUCSON
<TheMarksman> I"m there
<conorama> i really wanted to see kim....   :(
<Dogma99> Hell, I'm movin to New Jersey, just for the Kevin SMith era
<Ron_M> brad: would if i could make it...
<`Banky> As long as we do not find Kevin on some crummy late night infomercial, well maybe, if he's kicking Richard Simmons ass in an WWF style Inferno match
<JoeC> Wish I could...if I knew Kim was singing, I'd have came Friday.
<lopan5> OG-13 IS THE WORST RATING EVER
<Adrock___> im going to see kim
<Brad>  Dogma: taking lessons from that David Letterman chick?
<GuessWho> Smith 3:18  LOL
<GuessWho> oops, 3:16
<Sylentscott> Are there still Silent bob FIGURES Available Signed at THE STASH??????
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<loot> When is that contest startin?
<TheMarksman> I'm gonna be in BROOKLYN Thursday night, and I"ll be down in RB early Friday
<Ron_M> Guess: like the 3:18 better... more of a signature...
<Brad>  Scott: Actually, we dunno if they got figs left or not. After this weekend, I'd say NO.
<johnnyboy22> brad or chris if i order chasing amy the movie from secret stash will it be autogrpahed???
<Zeebadaboodee> going out in the city on friday
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<salohcin> I think that would be cool... having Jay and Silent Bob in the WWF in a special tag team match or something....
<lopan5> YO, WATCH ME DO MY DONNIE WHALBERG MOVE!
<Dogma99> I got mine yesterday from JC COMICS AND CARDS
<`Banky> if he were in the WWF what would his special move be?
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<Chris> JOHNNYBOY: All the flicks are signed from the Stash
* JoeC will be figure buying. :)
<Sylentscott> Will the Stash have the DVD's Available Signed????????
<johnnyboy22> kick ass
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<GuessWho> I made Jay & Silent Bob in my Warzone game, actuallyI
<Adrock___> HEY BRAD have you found a new job yet!?
<Ron_M> Guess: how?....
<JoeC> Kevin Smith's WWF move? Duh..."The Director's Cut"
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<Brad>  Adrock: Not yet...Still searching in the area!
<conorama> who's working at the stash now??
<Ron_M> JoeC:  great one....
<MrSONORA> WHY DOESN'T SCOTT MOSIER APPEAR MORE OFTEN IN THE FILMS/
<Brad>  Good one Joe!
<GuessWho> Kev TRIED to sign my tapes, but the marker smeared on the glossiness... so he signed the tape's sticker inside
<loot> BRAD : Turn tricks, its the easiest
<`Banky> Yeah that was cool Joe
<Smalls> Scott doesn't like acting very much.
<Brad>  Mosier always makes his memorable appearance...He's got a GREAT one in Dogma. :)
<Adrock___> BRAD what area you looking in I might be able to have my bro search a couple companies he deals with 
<lopan5> WILLIAM THE IDIOT MAN-CHILD IS AWESOME
<conorama> the bus, scuzzball, right??
<JoeC> We should vote to get Kevin on Celebrity Deathmatch. :)
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<Dogma99> Guys, I'm gonna have to go, but I can gurantee ya I'll be back at the next big event!
<Brad>  Adrock: PA, maybe the carolinas...
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> Anybody in the Chicago area, go see "Madame & Eve: A Gen-Y-Me Interpretation of Creation" all through April at the Chopin theatre, by the by...
<Brad>  Thanks for coming Dogma!
<JoeC> "Hey Ronnie..."
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<Ron_M> Joe: vote to get Jay and Bob on deathmatch...
<loot> "the guy threw a birkenstock! this guy is a real moron"
<GuessWho> Actually, I erased them cuz they could be made better.... the new game in June will have MANY more options, so I'll remake then
<Dogma99> Thanx a lot Chris and Brad, REMEMBER ME! GET ME CATSED!
<HomerGator> shoot i got booted
<Ron_M> JoeC: yes?..
<Brad>  Sure, we can do that. Psssht. :)
<lopan5> HEY, WHY DO ALL THE SCREENINGS TAKE PLACE IN PITT.? IS IT DUE TO FILMING THERE?
<johnnyboy22> this place rules
<conorama> anyone going to see 'a better place' at the archives??!!
<Chris> Later Dogma99
<Dogma99> LOL
<`Banky> You know those 3D magic pictures? Just like Willam I CANNOT see those things
<salohcin> How many issues of Daredevil is Kevin doing now? i heard he's doing more than the original 6 that were planned....
<lopan5> COME BACK TO JERSEY KEV!!!
<GuessWho> I'm in Chicago... where's Chopin?
<cereal_killer> Kevin should fight Tarantino in Deathmatch
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<MrSONORA> IS THERE REALLY SUCH A THING AS  ( SNOWBALLING )?
<Brad>  Screenings have been in Philly actually!
<Zeebadaboodee> screening are in Philly
<Brad>  8 issues.
<Film_Boy> Is anyone but me totally bothered that Dogma is baically DONE but 'Max is sitting on it to give it "The Pulp Fiction Treatemnt". I mean, this movie already has soooo much going for it: a huge cast, a well-known and respected director, and a controversy! So Giev It To us!
<Sylentscott> hey GUESSWHO ANSER MY MESSAGE>>>>......
<salohcin> I've read all the books in the series so far... quite interesting.
<JoeC> Brad: and shame on me for missing them!
<johnnyboy22> is there any more early screening of dogma coming???
<HomerGator> Did I miss the drawing?  LOL
<Ron_M> JoeC:  watcha want?...
<Adrock___> HEY BRAD i know that you said if you can get you laptop to work you will post the room number you guys are staying in on the set if you woud like I am bringing my laptop and it works fine you can upload it from that
<lopan5> HEY, WHY DO ALL THE SCREENINGS TAKE PLACE IN PITT.? IS IT DUE TO FILMING THERE?
<Brad>  Film Boy: I hear your cries. It's gotta be tough waiting. It'll be worth it though!
<salohcin> I heard he's coming back for issue 12 or something too... is this correct?
<GuessWho> I DID, Scott!
<lopan5> COME BACK TO JERSEY KEV!!!
<TheMarksman> I heard there's a TON of new swag at the Stash
<HomerGator> I think Kevin should do a film treatment of DUNE after DOGMA, he could KICK ASS with it.
<Brad>  Adrock: Sounds cool, thanks. Just try and spot us.
<johnnyboy22> will there be another early screening chris or brad???
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<Zeebadaboodee> Kevin will be back on DD next year
<JoeC> Ron: Was just quoting Willam from "Clerks".
<conorama> is anyone going to see 'a better place' at the acrhives??
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<Ron_M> gotcha...
<Smalls> FilmBoy: I'm more afraid that they're giving it the "controversal film, hype it in the press then kill it" Bulworth treatment.
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<lopan5> THAT'S BEAUTIFUL MAN!
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* `Banky can't see the sailboat either
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> What do you guys think of the NJ's other great filmmaker, Todd Solondz?
<`Banky> damn
<Brad>  Hi Dave.
<Adrock___> Hey isnt it 10??
<Adrock___> ?
<cereal_killer> Do you guys know if Kevin's planning a Jersey Premiere or some kind of party for his home state fans?
<lopan5> THAT SICK SON OF A BITCH SHOWING A GUY SPANKING IT!
<Brad>  EchoDave, folks, the provider of this fine server. :)
<Film_Boy> Smalls: Bulworht was a great film that got lost in releases. i feel bad fo rit. It was one of the best of the year!
<johnnyboy22> thank you dave!!!
<Ron_M> later....
<loot> Dave your the bomb
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<Zeebadaboodee> there will be a jersey premier for the fans
<bignick> Solondz is a good filmmaker
<echo_dave> I seek the one they call "Nastard".
<conorama> yes, he is having a jersey premiere of 'dogma'
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<Chris> Solondz is great, but no sense of humor. Did you hear that Stren interview? Funny shite.
<`Banky> WOO Dave :)
<GuessWho> I'm in Chicago, where's Chopin?
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> Bullworth got nominated for an Oscar
<Zeebadaboodee> but you have to dress up as J or SB to go to it
<johnnyboy22> will there be anymore early showing of dogma????????
<JoeC> Yeah, we all gotta dress like Jay and Bob supposedly. lol
<loot> where did that "for me to poop on" saying come from?
<MrSONORA> WELL AT LEAST HE DIDN'T SHOW A GUY SUCKING HIS OWN DICK!
<Sylentscott> Hey if I sent My DVD's whn i get them would kevin be able to sign them or will they have them available signed ya think????????
<loot> Bullworth sucked
<JoeC> Well, I am a tubby little bitch. I'll be a "bob"
<Film_Boy> Conan O' Brain GET WIHT IT!!!
<HomerGator> Poop = COnan O'BRIAN
<ChldsPlay> bullworth was cool
<lopan5> KEV DIDN'T THOUGH
<Brad>  Before we create the random file for the Oni Double #1 signed, is there ANYONE that doesn't want in on this?
<Smalls> It didn't get lost, though. The ads got "mysteriously" pulled and it died. It was perhaps the best film of 98... but the controversy had it pulled
<ChldsPlay> conan is cool too
<lopan5> HE JUST IMPLIED IT
<conorama> is anyone going to the screening of a better place nest week??
<Brad>  Going once...
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<lopan5> THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE
<Brad>  Twice...
<Brad>  Gone.
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> Bullworth was funny for the first twenty minutes, then went on and on into tedium
<Sylentscott> Random is my middle name
<GuessWho> I SAID, I'm re-doing them with the new Attitude game in June (LOTS of more opions)
<Brad>  Okay, everyone in the channel's name has been put into the virtual hat.
<Brad> Don't leave the channel!
<Film_Boy> Hmmm...Bulworth? I didn't think there was controversy?
<HomerGator> I DO WANT in on it.
<HomerGator> Oh, did everyone like Kevin's comment in Entertaintment Weekly this week about Star Wars?
<johnnyboy22> please me
<JoeC> Random Task
<Mallrat> Cool
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<`Banky> me me me
<MrSONORA> WHEN IS KEV GONNA BE ON CONAN/
<Brad>  Next announcement from me is the winner pulled from the random file.......................
<loot> conan is awesome
<MrSONORA> CONAN RULES!
<Horts> oh no cereal killer got disconnected
<johnnyboy22> me oh me
<loot> Kevin Smith is gonna be on Conan?
<conorama> 37??!!
<Randal> It's a sign Barker
<Brad>  AND THE WINNER OF THE SIGNED ONI DOUBLE IS.....Zeebadaboodee!!!!!!!!!
<GuessWho> So.... why is Yoda cross-eyed in Ep. 1?  Is he filmed at 4:20???
<Adrock___> me?
<Film_Boy> 37!!!!!!!!!!!
<johnnyboy22> damn
<Adrock___> damn
<loot> awesome
<loot> 37!!!!!
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<Zeebadaboodee> woo hoo!!!
<conorama> you bastard
<Brad>  Congrats!
<`Banky> aw damn
<JoeC> Woohoo! Go Zee!
<JoeC> Grats
<lopan5> Hey, i got to get lost here
<Sylentscott> Cocksmoker
<Chris> Congrats!
<Zeebadaboodee> I'd like to thank the academy
<loot> well fuck
<`Banky> hehe hooray
<lopan5> I'll check in with you guys some time later
<conorama> if anything, i'm glad its a boarder
<johnnyboy22> oh come on give more away!!!
<Adrock___> congrats
<zlog> well fuck me up the
<Brad>  Mail your info to brad or chris @newsaskew.com...And we'll ship off your book!
<johnnyboy22> :)
<Film_Boy> Hey you know what is the worst film ever------>8MM. Everyone who made that movie was on hard drugs.
<lopan5> gotta go WATCH CLERKS NOW
<ChldsPlay> i liked 8mm
<Brad>  Sorry everyone else...Wish we had more swag to ship off! But we're paupers as it is. :)
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<echo_dave> OKay, well, I'm about to network ban someone...if anyone else gets disconnected, I apologize in advance, and please email me if it happens.
<Chris> Later Lopan...Remember it's all in the reflexes
<monkeybastard> i'm back
<monkeybastard> conan is the best host
<monkeybastard> y2k will kill us all
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<lopan5> SEE YA'LL LATER!
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : Is kevin smith gonna be on conan o brien?
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<Horts> No prob guys, NewsAskew rocks!!
<`Banky> no The WORST FILM IS:     DNA
<lopan5> FUCKIN' A!
<Adrock___> BRAD/CHRIS you giving out something every week?
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* Film_Boy is just glad that they gave away soemthing----> That is cool ebough :)
<johnnyboy22> so any more early showing of doga coming???
<Chris> Jack Burton is in the house...
<HomerGator> Odd Jobs
<HomerGator> Congrats zoo
<HomerGator> Are you guys heading out now?
<HomerGator> Loot, no, we were making a reference to O'Brian.
<Sylentscott> HEy Brad Chris, ya THINK the DVDs will bE Available at THE STASH>>>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!!>>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!
<Brad>  Hehehe...We're not even sure we can chat this much every week. :)
<Brad>  My fingers may fall off!
<Sylentscott> SIGNED??????
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<Brad>  Anyway, for those of you shipping off, thanks for coming!
<Zeebadaboodee> So, can we assume since Ben is appearing on Dennis Miller on 3/5 that he won't be at the stash?
<Zeebadaboodee> since he already stated it was a "long shot"
<conorama> well, damn.  and alanis is on SNL on sat, i think
<Chris> There are no Viewaskew DVD's...You can buy the VHS tapes tho
<Sylentscott> Ben Already said on his site that he wont be makin it
<salohcin> Thanks for having us.
<Brad>  I think it's unfortunately a safe assumption, Zee. :(
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<COREY> when is DOGMA coming out?
<`Banky> that Alanis SNL is a repeat
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<`Banky> with Ben Stiller
<Brad>  Corey: Fall 1999.
<`Banky> she sings Thank U
<Smalls> late Fall, probably
<conorama> oh, okay
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<JoeC> Ben has said that he won't be coming. Too busy.
<Film_Boy> Any word on the bands that will appear on the Dogma soundtrack? I hope they actually DO one! The lack of an Amy soundtrack was horrendous, but Brad and chris knew what was up!!!
<Sylentscott> I KnOW they aAR E NoT avaiLaBle YeT But WhEn ThEy Are???????
<COREY> any idea what month?
<Chris> Ben's promoting Forces of Nature this week
<cereal_killer> I may Fall if Dogma isn't released soon
<johnnyboy22> i will go see that
<Brad>  Film Boy: Thanks. :) No word on any of the Dogma soundtrack artists yet, but expect some classic tunes as well. :)
<loot> BRAD CHRIS : You guys rock, keep newsaskew going, see yah later, I gotta sleep
<MrSONORA> WILL HE TALK ABOUT THE DOGMA?
<Chris> Thank Loot! Take it easy.
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<johnnyboy22> chris and brad how long will you be on today
<Horts> Brad & Chris, is there a track list for Amy on the site?
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<`Banky> Hey I've got the idea, has anyone heard of these month long lineups going on outside theatres for Episode I?
<Brad>  THE Dogma?
<Film_Boy> Forces of Nature looks unbelievably terrible. I am sorry but Affleck just isn't meant for commercial films. He is a greatly taleneted aCTOR though, just not a commercial guy.
<Brad>  Horts - E-mail us.
<Mallrat> Who is gonna be at the stash anyway?
<Chris> Hey, back off of Forces of Nature. Sandra is a hottie.
<Horts> right on, how long did the CD run that you guys made?
<Brad>  Affleck's just a damn fine guy all around though.
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<johnnyboy22> how often is Kevin at his store???
<Brad>  Horts: 70 minutes I believe.
<MrSONORA> YEAH , THE DOGMA EXPERIENCE
<JoeC> I love his new site.
<Zeebadaboodee> B & C: the one sheet I was referring to earlier was on the wall at Miramax International supposedly
<Film_Boy> Yeah but Bullock and Affleck, at least from the prevues seem to have NO chemistry whatsoever
<Brad>  Kevin's there off and on, sometimes on the weekends when we've stopped in we caught him!
<Zeebadaboodee> I assume this one sheet is the real deal
<Horts> kewl shit, just long enough to fit on  a cd :)
<cereal_killer> Affleck+Commercial Movie="Animal Crackers"
<GuessWho> She's too old for him  :-)
<`Banky> There should be a month long Dogma lineup at theatres across North America
<JoeC> Can't wait to buy all the Affleck merchandise.
<Adrock___> Hey here is a question for anyone who knows the answer to the following....Iknow chasing amy was going to be done by mercury but then it didnt happen so then why do the mighty mighty bosstones have a song in the movie?
<Adrock___> ?
<Werner_Von_Wallenrod> I think Ben will do for Forces exactly what the audience of Forces expect...  I think he'll do a good job at making a movie of that nature
<Brad>  Zee: Miramax? Wow. Go take a pic of it!!! :)
<Sylentscott> What Happend to Jason Lee Playin Preacher???????? I think Ben is to busy to do everything ya know although I love him to death in a non gay completely hetero way!..LOL
<johnnyboy22> does kevin mind if you talk to him at the store or does he liked being left alone???
<JoeC> The Noman action figure. Mr Hankey, watch out!
<salohcin> later
<Brad> We're gonna sign off in 5 minutes, at 10:15.  Any last requests?  Look for us this weekend!
<bignick> I think Russell Crowe should play Jesse Custer
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<Brad>  We're gonna sign off in 5 minutes, at 10:15. Any last requests? Look for us this weekend!
<MrSONORA> WILL THERE BE DOGMA ACTION FIGURES AS WELL?
<Brad>  Dogma action figs are a GOOD bet. But nothing's been said yet.
<johnnyboy22> yeah Brad and Chris take you shirts off!!!
<GuessWho> If Noman is a turd, do I now have to refer to my ass as Noman's Land?
<johnnyboy22> just kidding
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<JoeC> Yeah, anyone know of any good places to eat in Red Bank?
<Adrock___> YES WHY ARE the mighty mighty bosstones song in dogma?
<Smalls> Just yell "This one's for Dante" in my honor, is all. ;) 
<Brad>  Ack!
<Adrock___> ?
<`Banky> oh Brad and Chris: I plan on doing a Kev bio project in my english class, where can I get the greatest info?
* echo_dave will be there this weekend...armed with digital camera, laptop, and plenty o' blackmail gathering potential <g>
<Brad>  JoeC: Yeah, the Burger King at the corner. :)
<JoeC> Heheee. :)
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<Chris> BANKY: The Summaries, where else?
<Brad>  Actually, the Broadway diner's tasty and cheap...If you wanna drive up the road a piece there's tons more.
<cereal_killer> Thanks guys and remember Independent movies Rule
<`Banky> Everything I need?!
<Horts> Hey guyz, check out my Jason Lee site at: http://www.geocities.com/Pipeline/Valley/4696 ...not completely done, but almost.
<COREY> when are the MALLRATS comics coming?
<MrSONORA> WELL LET KEV NOW SO DISNEY DON'T TRY TO MAKE THEM ALL INOCENT
<`Banky> on the summs?
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<Sylentscott> Hey gueswho can you send me that stuff via email;???did you get my address???
<Film_Boy> Hey here is my personal idea for Askew. View Askew productions should have a West Coast Tour! I mean all of us California guys get left out in the cold when it comes to Askew-Events!!!
<echo_dave> Hey, and what guy isn't willing to drive up the road for a piece...hey, wait ....you didn't mean that like that, did you? <g>
<monkeybastard> disney sucks  dick
<MrSONORA>  GET TODD Mcfarelane!
<GuessWho> I think  Kev should serve grilled cheese sandwiches... courtesy of Jay's sister
<Mallrat> Hey,  Could you answer the question on,  Does Kevin mind being talked too when he is at the Stash???
<MrSONORA> THE SPAWN TOYS KICK ASS
<Brad>  Kev's a friendly fellow.
<Film_Boy> Disney owns Miramax. Obviously they suck nothing
<Brad>  Cereal: Thanks for coming!
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<Chris> MALLRAT: I don't think so...I'm sure he knows that'll happen....He's a good guy
<JoeC> And pre-congrats on the impending 750,000th hit.
<`Banky> like Santa?
<johnnyboy22> does kevin talk to his fans or not want to be bothered?
<GuessWho> MY PAGE http://come.to/guess516 has a pic of me with Kev
<Zeebadaboodee> see ya round folks
<JoeC> 1 million is next!
<cereal_killer> Adios, you nasty Fanbys
<Brad>  JoeC: Thanks! Wait til 1 mill - As long as we can find a way to detract cheaters, I think we'll have a major prize.
<Sylentscott> Thanks for Doin This BrAdChRiS...it was really great
<Brad>  See ya Zee!
<Mallrat> Thanks for the answer!!!
<Brad>  Hey Zee! Before ya run...
<Chris> NP SylentScott!
<Zeebadaboodee> thanks for the chat B & C
>  See Ya Zee!
<Zeebadaboodee> yup
<MrSONORA> MAY THE FORCE BE WITH DOGMA AND THE REST OF ASKEW!
<Brad>  Want me to bring the comic for ya this weekend?
<Adrock___> BRAD CHRIS do you know why the mighty mighty bosstones have a song in chasing amy?
<Zeebadaboodee> I'm not running yet
<GuessWho> B& C or C & B?  :-)
<monkeybastard> this chat was awesome
<JoeC> See y'all at da Stash!
<`Banky> Yeah thanks guys this was an awesome shindig
<Film_Boy> Hey here is my personal idea for Askew. View Askew productions should have a West Coast Tour! I mean all of us California guys get left out in the cold when it comes to Askew-Events!!!<----Any possibility of this??!!
<Zeebadaboodee> sure, I'll look for ya in the flyers jersey
<Zeebadaboodee> saves ya the postage
<Brad>  Film Boy: I wouldn't hold your breath, unfortunately. :)
<Zeebadaboodee> I'm in group 6
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<`Banky> no Canadians are left out
<Brad>  Unless you wanna fly us out there for fun.
<Mallrat> Hey thanks for the Chat BRAD AND CHRIS
<Zeebadaboodee> I'll find you
<Brad>  Mallrat: Thanks for coming!
<Chris> NP Mallrat
<Film_Boy> Damn! They are ignoring a big demographic :(
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<`Banky> see ya Brad and Chris
<Adrock___> Who  is in group 2!?!?!?
<Brad>  Sounds good, Zee. We'll be around!
<Mallrat> See you at the GALA
<johnnyboy22> brad and chris thanks for coming
<Brad>  See ya Banky!
<GuessWho> CHRIS, how come your name is never first?  Do you feel like Ebert, always billed 2nd?
<MrSONORA> CHRIS 7 BRAD NICE CHATTING WITH YOU DUDES!!!!!!!
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<Zeebadaboodee> thanks, see ya
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<Brad>  I'm a glory whore.
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<Brad>  I wake up in the middle of the night and change it back when he switches them. :)
<COREY> when are the MALLRATS comics coming?
<Chris> GUESSWHO: Good point! I never get any respect! Screw this page crap! hehe
<CRAZYFISh> MALLRATS comics this fall from ONI
<Sylentscott> Hey GUESSWHO....EMAIL ME!!
<Adrock___> SEE YOU ALL LATER GOOD NIGHT
<GuessWho> Well, if you're gonna be a whore anyways, might as well do it in glory  :-)
<`Banky> before I go I suggest you guys get a channel registered somewhere so askewbies can chat 
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<Brad> This channel is ALWAYS there Banky.
<Brad> Use it WHENEVER you want!
<Sylentscott> yeah there is never a good chat place for us askewbies!~
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<`Banky> I should register on Undernet or on the DAL
<COREY> I thought july
<Brad>  I think we have NewsAskew on the DAL.
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<johnnyboy22> will Kevin join us one night???
<MrSONORA> MR. SONORA   SAY GOOD NIGHT TO ALL OF YA, FROM TUCSON,AZ
<Brad>  Okay folks, we gotta run!!!
<Brad>  Thank you all very much for stopping by!
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<monkeybastard> that would rule
<johnnyboy22> thanx guys!!!
<TheMarksman> Yeah friend;y people over there on DAL
<conorama> later brad and chris, see you on saturday
<ChldsPlay> i'm Kevin, not that kevin, but kevin, so he joined you
<Brad>  Look forward to meeting some of you this weekend.
<CRAZYFISh> Possibly JULY, but there's another VIEWASKEW book due out in the fall DEFINATLEY from ONI...
<bignick> bye Brad and Chris, thanks for organizing the chat
<Film_Boy> THANK YOU BRAD AND CHRIS YOU GUYS RULE!!!!!!!!
<`Banky> see yeah guys, I'll mail u about an IRc chan
<Chris> I want to thank everyone for coming tonight, and I hope to meet as many of you as possible this weekend!
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<Film_Boy> THANK YOU BRAD AND CHRIS YOU GUYS RULE!!!!!!!!
<MrSONORA> KEEP YOUR UNITS ON!!!!!!!!!!
<GuessWho> Goodnight from Chi-Town... home of the beginning of Dogman....
<Film_Boy> Goodbye all!
<ScreamKev> does anyone know anything about drawing flies? that movie starring the view askew crew?
<Mallrat> See ya guys
<GuessWho> oops, type-o
<monkeybastard> bye
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<Horts> Thanks boyz, keep up the good work!!
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<monkeybastard> thanks for the chat
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<GuessWho> thanx  CHRIS and BRAD
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<Brad>  Take care, folks...
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<ScreamKev> see ya!
<TheMarksman> We should see Drawing Flies and some of the other underground VA flicks at the next Vulgarthon
<Chris> Peace out.
<CRAZYFISh> see ya Brad
<waynec> hey all.. any word on whether or not kevin is cancelling any or all of his college shows?
<johnnyboy22> take care
Session Close: Tue Mar 02 22:15:49 1999