The Official “Mallrats” Drinking Game


 GENERAL RULES (APPLY TO ALL FILMS)
* Any reference to hockey is made (1 drink).
* A character from another Askew-niverse film is mentioned (1 drink).
* Jay or Silent Bob raise their fist to someone approaching them (1 drink).
* A reference to a non-askewniverse film is made (Star Wars, Jaws, Pretty In Pink, etc.) (1 drink).
* A pop culture reference is made (2 drinks, use your own discretion.)
* Any character gives another character advice that he/she received from his/her grandmother (2 drinks).
* Any reference of Rick Derris having sex with someone is made (2 drinks).
* Jay gives or offers any drug to another character (2 drinks).
* Walt Flanagan’s dog is mentioned in any context (3 drinks).
* (OPTIONAL) Choose a character and drink once each time their name is mentioned.


TAKE ONE SIP WHEN…
* Silent Bob attempts the Jedi mind trick.
* T.S. whines about Brandi.
* You catch a glimpse of Brodie’s dixie cup.
* Rene gets pissed at Brodie (2 if she physically hits him in the process).
* Bare breasts are seen onscreen.
* The food court is seen or mentioned.


TAKE TWO SIPS WHEN…


* Brodie waxes philosophical on comic books.
* Willam tries to find the hidden picture.
* LaFours takes off or loses his hat.
* Rene’s outfit miraculously changes between scenes in the mall.
* Somebody notices an unsupervised child riding the escalator.
* Shannon touches someone on the ass.
* Brodie says, “Holy Shit!”.


TAKE THREE SIPS WHEN…
* A character describes Shannon’s sexual habits.
* The Easter Bunny is accosted.
* Brodie discusses superhero sex organs or Lois Lane’s fertility.
* Jay and Silent Bob make a failed attempt to wreck the stage.
* Someone mentions the back seat of a volkswagon.
* Brodie refers to the place as “my mall”.


SPECIAL CASE…
* The last person to scream in terror at the sight of Mr. Svenning’s bare ass drinks 5. (In the event of a tie, EVERYONE drinks 5.)
* When Brodie offers a sip out of his dixie cup to Shannon, finish your beer!