The Official “Dogma” Drinking Game


 GENERAL RULES (APPLY TO ALL FILMS)
* Any reference to hockey is made (1 drink).
* A character from another Askew-niverse film is mentioned (1 drink).
* Jay or Silent Bob raise their fist to someone approaching them (1 drink).
* A reference to a non-askewniverse film is made (Star Wars, Jaws, Pretty In Pink, etc.) (1 drink).
* A pop culture reference is made (2 drinks, use your own discretion.)
* Any character gives another character advice that he/she received from his/her grandmother (2 drinks).
* Any reference of Rick Derris having sex with someone is made (2 drinks).
* Jay gives or offers any drug to another character (2 drinks).
* Walt Flanagan’s dog is mentioned in any context (3 drinks).
* (OPTIONAL) Choose a character and drink once each time their name is mentioned.


TAKE ONE SIP WHEN…
* Someone says the word “Demon”.
* Someone says the word “Angel” or “Angels”.
* An actor/actress from Clerks (aside from Jay or Silent Bob, let’s be reasonable) appears onscreen.
* An actor/actress from Chasing Amy (aside from Affleck or Damon) appears onscreen.
* Salma Hayek says something you can’t understand (use discretion).
* Jay attempts to get sex out of Bethany.
* Bethany rolls her eyes.
* An angel makes reference to being anotomically impaired (double if they SHOW someone as proof).


TAKE TWO SIPS WHEN…


* An angel attempts to drink alcohol.
* A digital effect is used.
* A sign for a transportation company called “Loughran” or “Derris” is seen.
* A character holds a gun on someone (double the drinks if it’s actually fired ON CAMERA).
* An angels’ wings are seen.
* Silent Bob lights/smokes a cigarette.
* A character or chracters physically hold another character back from doing something.
* Rufus calls Silent Bob “Biggie”.


TAKE THREE SIPS WHEN…
* George Carlin (Cardinal Glick) has a scene.
* Silent Bob says something.
* Someone orders a “Holy Bartender” (repeat when a character gets the joke).
* Mooby or one of the Moobyverse characters are seen.
* God appears in any of his or her forms (Don’t spoil it for first-timers! Drink Your 3 quietly).
* An angel is killed.
* A demon is killed.
* A body falls from the sky.


SPECIAL CASE…
* When the guys who wrote this game appear on screen, finish your drink.
* Say “God Bless You” when Loki sneezes or incur his wrath (you may substitute three drinks for Loki’s wrath).