The Official “Clerks” Drinking Game


 GENERAL RULES (APPLY TO ALL FILMS)
* Any reference to hockey is made (1 drink).
* A character from another Askew-niverse film is mentioned (1 drink).
* Jay or Silent Bob raise their fist to someone approaching them (1 drink).
* A reference to a non-askewniverse film is made (Star Wars, Jaws, Pretty In Pink, etc.) (1 drink).
* A pop culture reference is made (2 drinks, use your own discretion.)
* Any character gives another character advice that he/she received from his/her grandmother (2 drinks).
* Any reference of Rick Derris having sex with someone is made (2 drinks).
* Jay gives or offers any drug to another character (2 drinks).
* Walt Flanagan’s dog is mentioned in any context (3 drinks).
* (OPTIONAL) Choose a character and drink once each time their name is mentioned.

TAKE ONE SIP WHEN…
* Someone buys a pack of cigarettes (2 if this person happens to be a little girl).
* A customer asks, “Are you open?” (3 drinks if the reply is “NO!!!”).
* Dante proclaims, “I’m not even supposed to BE here today!”
* A lyric from “Berserker” is sung.
* Dante slams the cash register door closed in anger.
* A reference to Star Wars is made.

TAKE TWO SIPS WHEN…

* Someone says “37?.
* A scene is inserted to allow a cut to break up a long take.
* Quik Stop or RST Video’s doors are locked during normal business hours.
* Randall insults a customer.
* Someone mentions smelling the odor of shoe polish.
* Someone says, “Bunch of savages in this town.”

TAKE THREE SIPS WHEN…
* Someone screws a dead guy.
* A word from from one of your high school vocabulary quizzes that you can’t define appears onscreen.
* Lenin’s Tomb is onscreen.
* Randal is seen “working” behind the counter at RST video.

SPECIAL CASE…
* Silent Bob has a line (6 big ones!).