Never one to pass up an opportunity for blatant pandering, Kevin Smith and Graphitti Designs are proud to present their new Night of the Living Kev InAction Figure. Continuing the tradition of producing figures that lack any articulation or motion whatsoever, we immortalize in fine injected plastic, the man who made “inaction” a lifestyle choice. Based on designs by animator Stephen Silver, sculptor Jon Matthews brings to life (or brings back to life in this case), this colorful, zombiefied rendition of Kevin. Measuring nearly 5″ in height, this figure features zero articulation, zero accessories and zero signs of life!!

While in the zombie mood, check out the Monroeville Zombies shirt and hoodie as worn by Seth Rogan in Kevin’s Zack & Miri Make a Porno. You can never go wrong when you hang with the undead!!

We’ll of course remind you when release date gets closer, as the Stash will certainly have a nice autographed supply for ya. This also gets us interested in a followup on the Clerks 2 inactions, so we’ll check with our contacts and see what we can find out for you there, as well. While we’d love to see new inaction figures under the Christmas tree this year, the fact that Previews hasn’t officially announced them yet has us thinking we’re looking at a 2010 release for that lot as well.

“…In good time, we reach what has become the turning point for Smith’s current career direction. It is triggered by a pretty girl in the rafters who passes over the Q & A rules of standing in line and yells out something about Jesus. Smith jokingly suggests this could be someone about to jump. Then she yells about how much she loves “Zack and Miri Make a Porno.” Her question: Why doesn’t Smith embrace this glorious box office failure? And so the window has been opened. Smith toys around with the question like a cat playing with a ball of yarn. Why, of course, he’s always embraced that movie but let’s now go about opening up a fresh wound and see what we may find. Suddenly, someone yells to the girl, “Show us your tits!” To this Smith scolds, “And you guys wonder why you don’t get laid!” Not missing a beat, Smith takes flight.


What happens next is nothing short of amazing. Smith treats everyone to a night at the theater as he beautifully does what amounts to a one act play. In it, he relates what it is that currently spins his wheels. Jumping off the tragic yet wonderful experience that was “Zack and Miri,” Smith talks about how the star of his movie, Seth Rogen, helped to turn him on to marijuana. Feeling pretty bad that he failed to make a hit movie with the rising star of director Judd Apatow, considered “the next Kevin Smith,” he gains some relief by getting stoned. As he slips into a stoner lifestyle, he happens upon a really cool Canadian documentary about hockey legend Wayne Gretzky. As he learns more and more about the exceptional life of Gretzky, he keeps bugging his wife about what he’s learned. She is not amused and starts to wonder if Smith is smoking too much pot. It’s a good thing to wonder about but , in Smith’s case, it seems to have opened things up for him. The writing is better. Even the sex is better. Of course, what works for Kevin Smith is not necessarily going to work for Joe Blow. Smith seems to acknowledge as much and doesn’t come right out and endorse drug use.”

Read the whole fantastic report over at Newsarama — And afterwards, kick yourself if you’ve yet to seek out Kevin Smith live.

“I have now seen two notable funny men (Bill Cosby and Kevin Smith) at two of New York City’s most celebrated performance spaces (Lincoln Center and Carnegie Hall) and they both killed with elaborate, detail-laden, cringe-inducing poop jokes.”

2. Director/Actor Kevin Smith’s daughter is named after what Batman character?

Chasing Amy (1997)

The couple: Holden McNeil (Ben Affleck), a self-confident comic-book artist, and Alyssa Jones (Joey Lauren Adams), an alluring lesbian who falls for him.

Irreconcilable Differences: It turns out, however, that Holden isn’t the first man Alyssa has ever been with. Unable to process Alyssa’s sexual past, Holden goes from self-confident to self-righteous and tries to make her feel ashamed about it; Alyssa, quite rightly, refuses to apologize.

Chance of Survival: Nonexistent. Holden’s hang-ups eventually lead to the relationship’s demise. A year later, they’ve both clearly moved on.

Enjo (and watch Kevin steal the show and in our opinion save the bit!)

Still here? Okay — So, the new character is going to be called “Baphomet” — He’ll show up in issue 2 and be named in issue 3. More details over at the MTV site.

Wanna see Mewes stateside? Find him at the Ultimate Horror Weekend in Orlando, Florida from October 9th to the 11th.

Becky (Rosario Dawson), Clerks II (2006)

When Dante and Randal’s shop burns down, they find employment at Mooby’s, a fast-food joint.

Finding Rosario Dawson’s Becky as their new manager is a massive turn up for the books.

Becky is hardy and smart, and doesn’t have time for romance. She’s seemingly unattainable, authoritative and very, very sexy.

What she could sell: With one flutter of her eyelashes, she could convince Heather Mills to gorge on a Cowtipper.