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August 14th @ 8:08 pm | | Scooped by Alonso Duralde, Pete Goesinya, Maleah Dust, Rob, Alex Dierling

  • Here’s a bit more press on the scheudled Jay Mewes appearance at the Eerie Horror Film Festival, scheduled for October 10-14 in Erie, PA. He’ll be there to support his latesthorror/comedy, “Netherbeast Incorporated”, a humorous film about vampires set in modern day corporate America. Some other cool genre guests on the slate, too.
  • The Quick Stop makes number 5 on OverDugg’s list of top ten filming locations viewed with Google Earth. You may have to skip past an ad to view the actual page.
  • SuperMax hysteria has made it to the UK though at least they’re not reporting it as fact. Once again, let’s let the press know - Kevin’s in no way attached to this! We were all just speculating! Sigh.
  • With all the casting speculation happening, Video ETA runs down a list of possible actors for the role of Zack in Kev’s next flick. See anyone ya like? Got some other ideas? Let us know.
  • We’re not sure who the true author of this article is as we have the same quote on two pieces (unless this is from a press conference), but Seth Rogen recently name-dropped Kevin when discussing his take on “The Green Hornet”
    (as Kevin is widely known as having done a draft of the flick at one point). Both Rotten Tomatoes and The Winnipeg Sun have small blurbs on the potential project:

      The Green Hornet property was under Kevin Smith’s banner for a long time: the ultimate comic fanboy wrote a script but decided not to direct it. Rogen will not take the opportunity to read Smith’s draft.


      “I’m actually friends with Kevin Smith and he said I probably could read it if I wanted. I don’t want to. I have no interest right now in reading it I would say. At some point.”


  • Hey, you can certainly respect the guy for wanting to do his own thing.

  • With the notion of a “Thor” movie out there, this E! Online article mentions talk of an actor near and dear to us as a good possible fit for the title role:

      This pretty much has Josh Holloway written all over it,” wrote IceTruckDexter on cinematical.com, while others suggested Matthew McConaughey, Jason Mewes (must be a hair thing), New Zealand-born actor Karl Urban (lately an assassin in The Bourne Supremacy) and, of course, Vincent D’Onofrio, who memorably played a beefy mechanic who was mistaken for Thor in Adventures in Babysitting in 1987.

  • The masters of humor over at “The Onion” give some good-natured ribbing to Ben Affleck today in this spoof report — Kevin’s name is also briefly mentioned.
  • Cinematical ran an article going over Kevin’s response to the nature of casting changes in Hollywood, and mentions his prom and birthday. Nice piece all in all. A quick bit:

      According to Smith, Zack and Miri is currently scheduled to begin shooting in January, with pre-production gearing up somewhere around early November. That leaves plenty of time to find a new female lead, and while I adore Dawson just as much as the next guy (I swear, I have dreams about that dance in Clerks 2), there are plenty of other fish in the sea. God, I feel like I’m giving my friend advice after his prom date ditched him at the last minute for a bottle of tequila and a dude with a trust fund. And speaking of proms, Smith also posted a ton of photos from his 37th birthday bash — including pics of his MILF, er, wife, daughter and tons of other partygoers. Happy B-Day Kev, and here’s hoping your belated gift comes in the form of an actress that will totally kill in the role.

Here's What You Said: (4 Comments)

  1. Buck
    August 16, 2007 at 00:27

    Video ETAs picks suck. I say it’s Olyphant comedy time… yeah, that’s right. Bullock mustache con p*rno handlebars. He’s all over it.

    By the way: WordPress won’t let me use the word p*rno, rhymes with DiGiorno, as in “I could call the pizza guy and we could roll tape on this p*rno, but I screwed up and instead of delivery, it’s DiGiorno.” You might should do something about that.

  2. Buck
    August 16, 2007 at 00:29

    Oh, I get it I just have to \”confirm\” I want to say porno. It\’s just like real life… stupid.

  3. Brad
    August 16, 2007 at 07:18

    Wordpress is censoring your comments? Seriously? How’d you get thru it then?

  4. Buck
    August 16, 2007 at 20:50

    No it just makes you “confirm” when you want to use a dirty word.

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